I Don't Think "having Sex" Is Important. What's Important Is Arachnid Locomotion Is Controlled By A System

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

guys. im thinking maybe we shld save nature

Very Normal Ant says hi and why are you looking at me, a Very Normal Ant

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

^this guy cant handle the "PENIS FRIGHT" !

Laios

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.