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"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

autism jesus

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

what did i forget to pack i know it must be something

Laios

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world