Asurprisingnumberofbees - ⛴️

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

piplup grain entrapment

We should be rioting

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

visual stimuli ENGAGE

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson