Asurprisingnumberofbees - ⛴️

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

They're complaining about groceries getting cheaper in China

I repeat

THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GROCERIES GETTING CHEAPER

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

Very Normal Ant says hi and why are you looking at me, a Very Normal Ant

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

some call them…freaks

"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

"Join a union lad!".

IWW sticker spotted in Exeter, UK