THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GROCERIES GETTING CHEAPER

autism jesus

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

what did i forget to pack i know it must be something

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly