Asurprisingnumberofbees - ⛴️

what did i forget to pack i know it must be something

why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals

a simple reason!

THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it’s just bones. open bones.

seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:

LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

^this guy cant handle the "PENIS FRIGHT" !

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

some call them…freaks

I had a dream in which I was spider man and it was awesome and then I woke up and it was pride month

"Join a union lad!".

IWW sticker spotted in Exeter, UK