Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

i cant believe he fuckign blew her up

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

Happy 31st anniversary of The X Files ! Mulder and Scully you rocked the universe !!

Brown Creeper (Attidops cinctipes) made my day today 🥹

It's so funny to me that all the french love gegg and his philosophy - like of course they do, he's ready to whip out the geggguillotine at a moment's notice.

War of the Coprophages went like this right

Laios

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸