Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

It's so funny to me that all the french love gegg and his philosophy - like of course they do, he's ready to whip out the geggguillotine at a moment's notice.

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

autism jesus

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old