Autism Jesus

piplup grain entrapment

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

ididnt mean to speed him up this much

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

pierre saying fegg (forever egg) like 800 times but it just sounds like fag had fit muting to scream m gonna cry from laughing FSDKJHFSD

pierre called the president a faggot!!! real not clickbait!!!!

clip for all those asking who dont wanna search the reblogs for it

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches