Yeah I'm Completely Fine Ahahhaa

Just got hit by a 1-2 combo

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

At this point, the eggs are a bigger danger to Slime than he is to himself

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)