Just Got Hit By A 1-2 Combo

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

Laios

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

I can't stop thinking about Mr. Cicle singing Michael in the bathroom at karaoke. I need it like potato roots strain to find soil, the *Emotion* that i know that man could put into that song aughhgahhh 🐺

Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

Say what you want about charlie slimecicle but that man can rock a monologue. Gillion? Multiple times. Somehow fucking gegg? Incredible, what a specimen.

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from