Say What You Want About Charlie Slimecicle But That Man Can Rock A Monologue. Gillion? Multiple Times.

i cant believe he fuckign blew her up

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

Dana Scully may be the girl of all time

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

I am not coming out again just so everyone is aware from now on it’s going to be like a scavenger hunt I’m going to hide clues in certain locations of the earth

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.