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going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far

Brown Creeper (Attidops cinctipes) made my day today 🥹

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals

a simple reason!

Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals
Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals
Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals

THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it’s just bones. open bones.

seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:

Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals

LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE

Four panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of a kelp forest. Text reads: Good afternoon girl i am in the water. Panel 2: Photo of a sea star in kelp forest, with urchins in the background. Text reads: Help girl there are urchins here. Panel 3: Photo of three sea urchins on a structure. Text reads: Girl where are you I am being eaten. Panel 4: Photo of rocky seafloor covered in sea urchins. Text reads: Girl why I am now an urchin barren. End description.
Four panel meme. 
Panel 1: Photo of shark with it's mouth open jumping out of the water. Text above image reads: How sharks are portrayed in the media. 
Panel 2: Photo of shark calmly swimming. Text on the image reads "imma do a swim" and "blub blub". Text above image reads: Sharks irl. 
Panel 3: Photo of dolphin looking happy and energetic. Text above image reads: How dolphins are portrayed in the media.
Panel 4: Poorly-lit photo of dolphin in dark water, floating upright and looking terrifying. Text above image reads: Dolphins irl. End description.
Photo of a sea pig and tripod fish facing each other, edited to look like they are holding wine glasses. Top text: It's been one of those weeks... Bottom text: Pass the detrius! End description.
Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
Photo of a bluntnose sixgill shark biting a fibre optic cable. Top text: I FUCKING. Bottom text: LOVE BITING FIBRE OPTIC CABLES. End description.
Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
Dump Of My Favorite Marine Biology Memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
Photo of an ocean sunfish basking at the surface. Top text reads: Im f. Bottom text: Im fucking thermally recharging following dives into deeper cooler water in order to feed. End description.
Photo of a white shark with two layers of text, one covering the other. Background text reads: My skin is so fucking my skin is so rough you'll cut your hand. Foreground text says: Come here my skin is very smooth and soft. End description.
Two panel meme. Panel 1: Photo of child sitting at desk and gazing upward peacefully. Text reads: Me thinking about how sharks are older than dinosaurs, trees, and Saturn's rings. Panel 2: Photo of child crying with their hand on their forehead and drawing with a crayon, clearly upset. Text reads: Me thinking about how humans kill over 100 million sharks a year and around 30% of species are threatened by extinction. End description.
Four panel comic of an orca whale in a trial setting.
Panel 1: Porpoise and seal wearing suits. Seal speaks: "Would the defendant tell the court exactly..."
Panel 2: Focus on seal. Seal speaks: "... What kind of whale you are?"
Panel 3: Cut to orca whale in witness stand. Orca speaks: "Well, I'm... uh..."
Panel 4: Porpoise jumps into frame in front of orca. Porpoise speaks: "Objection!" End description.
Photo of an ocean sunfish. Top text: "Bro hes swimming" Bottom text: "Bottom Text". End description.
Meme format of woman yelling at salad cat. Panel one: Woman yelling and pointing with other woman behind her. Text reads: People calling oceans "shark infested". Panel two: Cat looking disgruntled. Text reads: Sharks literally just vibing in their natural habitat. End description.

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

Very Normal Ant says hi and why are you looking at me, a Very Normal Ant

Chonky and likely pregger little ant mimic salticid, Synemosyna formica; peering up at you from inside her nearly invisible silk hammock under a palmetto frond
HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

They're Complaining About Groceries Getting Cheaper In China

They're complaining about groceries getting cheaper in China

I repeat

THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GROCERIES GETTING CHEAPER

They're Complaining About Groceries Getting Cheaper In China
Bandai Digirobo Tokima
Bandai Digirobo Tokima
Bandai Digirobo Tokima
Bandai Digirobo Tokima
Bandai Digirobo Tokima

Bandai Digirobo Tokima

Robot Watch 1998.

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

This Is The Saddest Fucking Thing. Wheres That Post About When You Cant Even Write A Poem About It Because

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

a typical handwashing sign demonstrating the proper steps however the instructional images are all labeled with segments of the "litany against fear" from Dune, much like the ones that write out the words to "happy birthday" to help you wash your hands for at least 20 seconds.

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world

Piplup Grain Entrapment

piplup grain entrapment

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

What If It Was All Just A Dream

what if it was all just a dream

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

pierre saying fegg (forever egg) like 800 times but it just sounds like fag had fit muting to scream m gonna cry from laughing FSDKJHFSD

pierre called the president a faggot!!! real not clickbait!!!!

clip for all those asking who dont wanna search the reblogs for it

I Cant Believe He Fuckign Blew Her Up

i cant believe he fuckign blew her up

Charlie slimecicle (he's creating the most tragic character known to man)

Charlie Slimecicle (he's Creating The Most Tragic Character Known To Man)

ididnt mean to speed him up this much

Ididnt Mean To Speed Him Up This Much

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit


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I can't stop thinking about Mr. Cicle singing Michael in the bathroom at karaoke. I need it like potato roots strain to find soil, the *Emotion* that i know that man could put into that song aughhgahhh 🐺


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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap

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