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Evan Kelmp x Peter Sqloint yaoi. Send tweet

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

^this guy cant handle the "PENIS FRIGHT" !

Octothorpe baby I'm pedantic

what did i forget to pack i know it must be something

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

visual stimuli ENGAGE

Say what you want about charlie slimecicle but that man can rock a monologue. Gillion? Multiple times. Somehow fucking gegg? Incredible, what a specimen.

At this point, the eggs are a bigger danger to Slime than he is to himself

Context: Slime begin accused of blowing up the wedding venue.

Phil: “I don’t think you have the skill set to pull this off.”

Jaiden: “ I don’t think you have the materials.”

Phil: “That too.”

They just called that man dumb and poor

charlie slimecicle: HOW DOES PRIDE MONTH WORK? DO U GET STRONGER EVERYDAY?

It's so funny to me that all the french love gegg and his philosophy - like of course they do, he's ready to whip out the geggguillotine at a moment's notice.

Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

Just got hit by a 1-2 combo

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Gay

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

guys. im thinking maybe we shld save nature

Why do they called it a banana when it’s not an banana or nan banana but a a a?

I had a dream in which I was spider man and it was awesome and then I woke up and it was pride month