What If It Was All Just A Dream

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

visual stimuli ENGAGE

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

charlie slimecicle: HOW DOES PRIDE MONTH WORK? DO U GET STRONGER EVERYDAY?

why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals

a simple reason!

THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it’s just bones. open bones.

seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:

LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE

HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this