Charlie Slimecicle (he's Creating The Most Tragic Character Known To Man)

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

Happy 31st anniversary of The X Files ! Mulder and Scully you rocked the universe !!

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)