Today I Saw A Random Pair Of Scissors That I KNEW Would Cut Well, My Friend Looked At Me Weird For Pointing

I will be so fr I was lying when I’m sorry.

I mean it, he’s fucking mine, stay away.

calm tf down

i've come to realize that the 😔 emoji is one of my greatest weaknesses. it's just unbelievably cute. you could say the most abhorrent thing known to humanity, but adding a little 😔 at the end would immediately make me reconsider my initial disgust. i just love it so much

what loser uses jackets to cover up self-inflicted scratches and bite marks instead of scars? what a coward

"we care about mental health!!" my school says after expelling a student for their sh

went from trying to get my friend not to kill himself to coaching him on how to ask his crush out. i have never been on a date

the bad feeling is back this is so horrible

being chained to someone's bed would honestly be really cool

"am i permitted to yap" i am going to kiss you very platonically

i so terribly need snacks

we need more people like me in the world. i'm too good