Self Indulgent Redesign

he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges

They're so cute

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

sampo's eidolons: rising love! infectious enthusiasm! big money! the deeper the love, the stronger the hate. HUGE MONEY! increased spending!

me: wait what was that middle one

sampo: big money.

Y'all I completely i forgot that there is a whole ass group against Sampo, aka "Dark-Blue Scam Victims Association." It just reminded me how far Sampo has actually gone with his silly schemes. Bro got the whole Overworld against him. I dont know how tf he is surviving all that or getting away with it, but bro seriously deserves an applause on that istg.

They can never make me hate you, Sampo.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

"Alright, time to see what this animated poetry movie is like-

Oh jesus christ"

i sit in a room blindfolded. scientists hold up cards with various characters without telling me what the character is or indicating that the card exists, and i respond with "smash" or "pass". my answers are used to write a program in pure binary which ends up compiling into a perfect copy of team fortress 2

Keep up the great work, lads

After school hours 🌱🏛️