Capitano Jumpscare !! :000011!

They're so cute

some sort of angel

shampoo doodles but I really like the theory that the scythe he gave seele was originally his :>

No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????

WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.

Mr Sampo Wormski because I care him

Genshin Impact x Shanghai Observer | Charlotte and Keqing Shanghai Pass Artwork

Cleaned and upscaled by asddzr on bilibili

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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

The five khaenriahn sinners - my headcanon designs because I’m always stuck thinking about them (left to right order —> rhinedottir “gold”, Vedrfolnir “the visionary”, rerir “rächer of solnari”, hroptatyr “the wise”, surtalogi “the foul”

found-family vacaction :D

If capitano does become playable idk how idc why it can be the stupid dumbest reason around (i mean i hope its a good one cus they can potentially cook so hard with what they built up) all i need is

Sleepy idle

Sleepy idle

You cant tell me that after coming back to life with no soldiers in his head and heart he isnt gonna be the tsaritsas sleepiest soldier?! He SNORES, hes a CUDDLER. He fixes his schedule so the moment he is done work he can conk out.

I NEED him to be a sleepy guy for my own sanity. He can lean his head forward a bit, he can grumble a little bit and ask what the time was. He can start to sleep and no one notices until suddenly he wakes up and does a hmph. I dont care i just need him to be a little tired yknow