Latest Posts by atlasomars - Page 5
in honour of his birthday I would like to introduce you to my latest delusion: Gaming Has Two Hands
a fateful reunion
MOUSE YAOI REAL
i knew some bullshit like this would happen
I love how Jinx enters the battle for the Hexgate right after Ambessa’s smug “Still a fox” line to Mel. The implication being “you’re not a wolf so you don’t have what it takes to beat me.”
And then Jinx flies in and starts rolling over Ambessa’s army on a balloon….with bunny ears on it.
Jinx said “hey fuck your animal metaphors get wrecked by a rabbit, bitch.”
*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
Capitano Emotes I drew :3
its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.
not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life
Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.
"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.
"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.
"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.
"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.
The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
ive been trying to recreate the final supper in animal jam but its. so tedious. i've spent weeks on it
I was c0mmissioned by the english voice actor of Jing Yuan, Alejandro Saab, for a Jing Yuan and Sunday print!! This was a super exciting piece to work on and I hope y'all like it!!
Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for
Sleeping
If capitano does become playable idk how idc why it can be the stupid dumbest reason around (i mean i hope its a good one cus they can potentially cook so hard with what they built up) all i need is
Sleepy idle
Sleepy idle
You cant tell me that after coming back to life with no soldiers in his head and heart he isnt gonna be the tsaritsas sleepiest soldier?! He SNORES, hes a CUDDLER. He fixes his schedule so the moment he is done work he can conk out.
I NEED him to be a sleepy guy for my own sanity. He can lean his head forward a bit, he can grumble a little bit and ask what the time was. He can start to sleep and no one notices until suddenly he wakes up and does a hmph. I dont care i just need him to be a little tired yknow
i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row
it's so funny how sampo was totally unbothered by ena's dream in penacony.... presuming he did, in fact, do sparkle that favor for his mask, because otherwise. that doesn't make much sense for nothing to be real. it was still real, just in a shared dream. anyway. dude took part in a terrible play that he vocally hated just to get something back from someone he can't stand, didn't say hi, and left
Y'all I completely i forgot that there is a whole ass group against Sampo, aka "Dark-Blue Scam Victims Association." It just reminded me how far Sampo has actually gone with his silly schemes. Bro got the whole Overworld against him. I dont know how tf he is surviving all that or getting away with it, but bro seriously deserves an applause on that istg.
They can never make me hate you, Sampo.
I got plans I can’t explain
please remember that a ceasefire has not been reached yet and that israel's attacks have actually recently ramped up. people are also still being starved. combat this by donating to gaza soup kitchen
edit that i was asked to make: you can also donate to @/olasfamily and @/amalshour here
yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
'citlali redesign'