(Sentences for conversations with psychopaths. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Has anyone ever told you that you're very much like an arachnid?"
"Do you think some people are born evil?"
"How can you be so cold?"
"I'll be honest with you, I've done my fair share of butchering over the years."
"I like you, but one thing you are not is a nice guy. Not even a little."
"Do you like frightening children?"
"I was not made to scream."
"I knew you were too mean to die."
"Do you think that you may be a psychopath? I worry that I may be sometimes."
"You have a cruel streak. I hadn't realised it before."
"You know, you're not quite right."
"Using someone's emotions like this is wrong!"
"You are a lonely, selfish, narcissistic asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything about yourself and your own ego!"
"You always live in a dark place. No joy. No love."
"You know, psychopaths are extremely skilled at imitating human emotions. It's how they manipulate other people, or how they gain power over their environment."
"I'm adopting a façade of caring."
"A cold heart is a dead heart."
"Relax. You'll live. I just need you compliant."
"You're either really dumb, or you're trying to provoke me, which also makes you really dumb."
"I cannot deny that you fascinate me, but I will not participate in your game."
"It's all an act with you, isn't it?"
"How can you be so cruel?"
"I've always been preternaturally inclined to violence. I was exposed to it from an early age."
"If you want to make an omelette, you have to kill some people."
"How do you understand emotions if you don't have them?"
"Tell me something; is this the first time you've negotiated with someone like me?"
"I'm not very nice. You haven't noticed that by now?"
"What if feeling nothing is the worst pain of all?"
"Do you find me unsettling?"
"Holy christ, you're a morbid fuck!"
"Kindness is hypocrisy."
"Don't say anything too emotional. It'll be uncomfortable."
"You should be more afraid of me."
PROMPTS THAT START WITH "PLEASE..." * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
please don't leave me.
please go away and never return.
please give me one more chance to prove myself.
please don't say that to me ever again.
please try harder next time.
please grab that for me.
please stay close to me.
please touch me.
please stay.
please do this for me.
please listen to what i say.
please go away.
please tell me what's really on your mind.
please tell me the truth.
please don't say things like that.
please don't look at me like that.
please stop judging me for my choices.
please try to see things from my perspective.
please say my name again.
please tell me what it is you need.
please don't ever leave me again.
please put that down.
please look at me while i'm talking to you.
please put down the gun.
please put down the sword.
please tell me everything you know.
please be honest with me.
please stop.
please listen.
please cut out the bullshit.
please tell me how you feel.
please get that for me.
please take a bite and tell me what you think.
please sit down.
please don't slouch.
please fix your shirt.
please wipe your face.
please call me later.
please don't make this harder than it needs to be.
please stop pretending you care about me.
please don't lie to my face.
please learn to accept me as i am.
please keep it down.
please stop smiling at me.
please get over yourself.
please stop taking all the credit.
please don't talk over me.
please shut the fuck up.
please do!
A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS * assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary
i was so shit at that.
i don't know what the hell is going on.
you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.
i'm under a lot of stress.
are you going to explain yourself?
this isn't fair.
there's a peep hole.
what am i gonna do with that?
i wish that was a joke.
was it that bad?
have you tried it?
it could take a few months.
there's something inside this.
i'm good at this! i'm very good.
can you argue with me though?
you look fabulous.
do you chase people?
we'll come back to that later.
was that wrong?
i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.
say it. we're all adults here.
whisper it to me.
that's enough!
god, i almost believed you.
look at me!
listen, i don't care about that.
we are lovers.
where's the cheese grater?
live your truth. if you like it, you like it.
i don't feel good saying this.
would you like some dessert?
i didn't say it was going to be funny.
this is amazing.
the least i could do was rob him.
they're all pieces of shit.
i make this look good.
how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?
how dare you.
this has been a weird week for me.
i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.
i find it religiously insensitive.
let's never speak of it again.
are you married?
maybe you and i could hang out sometime.
i didn't realize you had a degree.
can i play a saxophone? no.
there's a dignity in total failure.
you look happy.
i am happy any day that i'm with you.
i just feel like we've got so much in common.
what life choices brought you here?
we're creatures of habit, aren't we?
would you like some champagne?
so... i've set it on fire.
when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.
he needs to smile more.
that's my favorite bee gees song.
i'm in quite a lot of pain.
am i missing something?
here we are!
what's your favorite swear word?
not today, satan.
you're doing so well today!
this is where the magic doesn't happen.
smells nice in here!
nice to know i'll never find love.
i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.
shall we hold hands?
neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?
it's in your pocket!
don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.
i don't mean to be rude.
do you feel any sense of shame?