Overanalyze And Chill

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“We aren’t alone here.”

“Its eyes keep following me.”

“I think this place is haunted.”

“Something just touched me…”

“Is that you flickering the lights?”

“That sounds like… children laughing.” 

“I’m not imagining it, there was a face!”

“Is it just me, or do those look like eyes?”

“I swear, there was someone watching us!”

“No, that looks like blood. Why is there blood?”

“The branches look like they’re reaching for us… “ 

“I don’t think we should stay here. It doesn’t feel safe.”

“Oh my god, this is like something out of a horror movie.”

“Take it from me, you should sleep with the light on here.”

“I’ll pay you $20 bucks if you spend the night here, alone.”

“That chair just moved… oh my god, that chair just moved!”

“He’s right there. Can’t you see him? He’s right behind you.”

“Don’t worry, it was just some old story. I’m sure it’s not real.”

“And they say on a night like tonight, you can still hear her singing…”

“No one else is supposed to be here tonight… so, why am I hearing crying?”

“Haha, that was really funny, knocking on the walls like — what do you mean that wasn’t you?”

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Confused Sentences

(Sentences for muses who are confused or in confusing scenarios. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Why are you dressed like that?"

"What exactly is your point?"

"I don't understand the need for secrecy."

"I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm not following you here."

"What the bloody hell was all that about?"

"Why are you being nice?"

"Did someone put you up to this?"

"Who the fuck are you people?"

"I still don't understand why you're in charge."

"Why are you here? Why are you not there?"

"Why are you frowning?"

"This must all be so confusing for you."

"You know, there's only one thing that I'm not clear about..."

"Um... I think I'm naked?"

"Why are you being so weird about this?"

"Who exactly are we looking for?"

"Why are you always doing that? Are you simple or something?"

"Why are you here?"

"Maybe somebody else ought to be in charge?"

"I'm your best friend, and half the time, I don't understand you!"

"I must admit, I don't understand you."

"I don't even understand you half the time."

"Why is everyone suddenly against me?"

"Has everybody lost their mind?"

"You know, half the time I have no idea what you're talking about!"

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Boobs meme!

Send a symbol for any of the below interactions!

Please specify muses for multimuses. Specify if you want action done to you or to the receiver!

○ Accidental boob groping

◉ Face-Lands-In-Cleavage cliche

● That awkward moment when something falls down someone’s cleavage

◑ Oh no, you’re wearing white and now it’s raining heavily!

◔ A public wardrobe malfunction

◍ Don’t touch them! They’re extra sensitive today!

◓ Please touch them, they’re extra sensitive today!

◗ I don’t appreciate you staring

◎ I DO appreciate you staring

◌ OW! It’s foreplay, not tuning a goddamn radio!

◕ You don’t think they’re too big/small/weird?

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AS SAID BY ALISTAIR THEIRIN - PARTY BANTER *  updated version - assorted banter from dragon age: origins

they say you can get anything here. i once got pick-pocketed.

i don't know if i should take you seriously... but you scare me sometimes.

i locked myself in a cage once when i was a child. for an entire day. ahh... good times.

why do they call it a brothel? there's no broth. or is there?

couldn't you crawl into a bush somewhere and die? that would be great, thanks.

leave me alone.

i know where babies come from!

what would you do if someone told you that they loved you?

food shouldn't be frilly and pretentious like that.

we take our ingredients, throw them into the largest pot we can find, and cook them for as long as possible until everything is a uniform grey color. as soon as it looks completely bland and unappetizing, that's when i know it's done.

we're not going to be mobbed, right? that's not something they do here? mob people?

do you get the feeling things are just getting worse as we go up?

now that's just unnecessary.

i don't think we're alone. i really don't think we're alone.

is it just me, or did i do really badly back there?

excuse me while i begin projectile vomiting.

maybe she was ugly. maybe she had buck teeth. how would we know?

what is that smell? fish? and something else. oh... more fish.

uh-oh. i'm terrible at puzzles.

let's try not to get lost here. places like this can get you turned around.

i think there's something ahead. something big.

i don't even want to imagine where that leads.

you could be an utter moron, for all we know.

it used to get so quiet that i would start screaming until someone came running. i would tell them that i was just checking. you never know, right?

there's a certain allure to danger, isn't there?

i will never get over how quietly you are able to move.

i heard you often seduce your targets.

don't you wish you could have stayed there? to help more people, i mean?

i've never been very good at that. the steeling myself part. i find it better sometimes to just be a little weak. i'm all right with that, really.

i just wanted some advice.

what should i do if... if i think a woman is special...

i am not lost.

do i have a choice?

you find that curious, do you?

that's directed at me, i take it?

have you really been thinking about that all this time?

so let's talk about your mother for a moment.

why do you always go on about how stupid i am? i'm not stupid, am i?

it hurts my manly feelings, you know. all one of them.

you're not even listening to me.

you're joking, right? a five year old could answer that question.

so what's the deal with you and him, anyway? dare i ask?

that... is a ridiculous question.

i figure you'd be the sort who knows all about deception.

it's moments like this when i truly appreciate the difference between you and me.

you're... you're drunk, aren't you?

how do you manage to be constantly drunk? are we even carrying that much alcohol with us?

i guess a romance between you and i is completely out of the question.

you know a lot of big words.

you wouldn't understand.

don't you ever talk? you know, make polite conversation just to put people at ease?

i spy with my little eye... something that begins with... "G"

are you talking to me?

are we under attack?

i don't have to prove anything to you.

we're not exactly traveling in the lap of luxury here.

can you mend it? when we get back to camp?

i might catch a cold.

that's... one way of looking at it.

i have a hard time believing that.

it's not an outlandish question.

you know, of all the mages i've met you have to be the first one i can honestly say i've really liked.

why are you smiling like that?

i wasn't looking at... you know her... hind-quarters... i gazed. glanced... in that direction, maybe, but i wasn't staring... or really seeing anything even.

i hate you. you're a bad person.

i'm not an idiot. well, not most of the time.

you didn't answer my question.

if you aren't telling me, there must be a reason.

do you mind if i ask you a personal question?

have you... had many women in your time?

how do you... woo them? is there a technique?

i like my hair the way it is, thank you.

we aren't talking about this, are we? did i hit my head?

is that a smirk? are you smirking at me?

well aren't you just chock full of useless trivia today.

i suppose you don't care.

so when this is over, what do you intend to do with yourself?

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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄 . ( a collection of dialogue prompts from the film the hobbit : the battle of five armies . adjust phrasing as necessary . )

he hit it ! he hit the dragon .

his arrows cannot pierce its hide . i fear nothing will .

we cannot turn back .

[ name ] ! what are you doing ? you were supposed to leave !

i came to help !

who are you that would stand against me ?

now that is a pity . what will you do now ?

you are forsaken .

you cannot save him from the fire .

tell me , wretch , how now shall you challenge me ?

you have nothing left ... but your death .

[ name ] . look at me . you look at me .

you are not alone , [ name ] .

[ name ] , come on , we're leaving .

they are your people , they must go .

i know how i feel , i'm not afraid .

i don't know what that means .

keep it . as a promise .

that is where you are wrong .

i'll catch my death in this cold .

it's all right , darling .

i have said it many times , this is a man of noble stock .

i'm not the master of this town . where is he ?! where's the master ?!

enough ! look around you . have you not had your fill of death ?

winter is upon us . we must look to our own .

we must look to our own . to the sick and the helpless .

those who can stand , tend to the wounded .

we must salvage what we can .

i tried talking to him , he won't listen .

he doesn't sleep , he barely eats ... he's not been himself .

it's this place ... a sickness lies upon it .

behold the great treasure hoard of [ name ] .

no one rests until it is found .

take only what you need . we have a long march ahead .

we can take refuge inside the mountain .

what gold is in that mountain is cursed .

we will take only what is promised to us .

you saw something out there .

they bore a mark i have not seen in a long time .

[ name ] , it is your king's command .

i command my own heart .

spells will not save you .

i am not alone .

you should've stayed dead .

do you doubt the loyalty of anyone here ?

dragon sickness . i've seen it before .

it is a fierce and jealous love , [ name ] .

perhaps it is best it remains lost .

i'm going to plant it in my garden .

it's a poor prize to take back to [ location ] .

there's gold enough in that mountain for all .

get some fires going .

[ name ] , you take the night watch .

do not tell me what they have lost .

i know well enough their hardship .

they have much to be grateful for .

the children , the wounded and the women come first .

all quiet , nothing to report .

we did not look to see you here .

i heard you needed aid .

i came to reclaim something of mine .

i ask that you honor your pledge .

i will not treat with any man while an armed host lies beyond my front door .

be gone , ere our arrows fly !

this does not concern you .

we are , in fact , outnumbered .

we attack at dawn . are you with us ?

true friends are hard to come by .

i have been blind , but now i begin to see .

i have been betrayed .

[ name ] , the quest is fulfilled .

is this treasure truly worth more than your honor ?

this gold is ours , and ours alone . by my life , i will not part with a single coin .

i will not part with a single coin . not . one . piece of it .

you started this , [ name ] . you will forgive me if i finish it .

i'm not doing it for you .

i'm not afraid of [ name ] .

how came you by this heirloom ?

they are taking us for fools . this is a ruse . a filthy lie .

you would steal from me ?

i may be a burglar , but i'd like to think i'm an honest one .

you have no claim over me , you miserable rat .

i was going to give it to you .

you are changed , [ name ] .

do not speak to me of loyalty .

did you not hear me ? [ location ] is surrounded .

life is cheap . but treasures such as this cannot be counted in lives lost . it is worth all the blood we can spend .

you are lesser now than you have ever been .

i will not hide behind a wall of stone while others fight our battles for us !

it is not in my blood , [ name ] .

will you follow me ... one last time ?

what took you so long ?

this was their plan all along .

i think [ name ] has fled .

keep low and out of sight . if you see something , report back — do not engage , do you understand me ?

don't be ridiculous , you'll never make it .

they'll see you coming , and kill you .

they'll never see me .

i'm not asking you to allow it , [ name ] .

you will not turn away . not this time .

today , tomorrow , one year hence , a hundred years from now . what does it matter ? they are mortal .

there is no love in you .

what do you know of love ? nothing .

you think it is love ? are you ready to die for it ?

we'll live to fight another day .

you will die last .

don't move , don't move . lie still .

i wish to part from you in friendship .

you're not going anywhere , [ name ] , you're going to live .

you did what only a true friend would do . forgive me . i was too blind to see it .

i'm so sorry that i have led you into such peril .

i'm glad to have shared in each of your perils , [ name ] .

go back to your books , and your armchair . plant your trees , watch them grow .

if more people valued home above gold , this world would be a merrier place .

i cannot go back .

[ name ] ... your mother loved you . more than anyone . more than life .

they want to bury him .

if this is love , i do not want it . take it from me , please . why does it hurt so much ?

songs will be sung , tales will be told .

well , i think i'll slip away quietly — can you tell the others i said goodbye ?

you can tell them yourself .

if any of you are ever passing [ location ] , tea is at four . there's plenty of it , you are welcome at any time .

it's here i must leave you .

i quite liked having a wizard around .

don't take me for a fool .

i've kept my eye on you ever since .

i'm not dead . presumed or otherwise .

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Invincible S3E8: I Thought You'd Never Shut Up

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PROMPTS FOR THE ONE WHO QUESTIONS EVERYTHING *  assorted dialogue for someone who always asks questions, adjust as necessary

so? what did they say?

are you going to tell me what really happened?

who was that?

where were you?

sorry, i ask a lot of questions.

i ask because i care.

i want to know if you're okay.

when did that start up again?

i thought you weren't seeing them anymore?

care to explain what you're doing here?

answer my question.

you're not telling me the truth.

what's wrong with a few questions?

what is going on over here?

i'm going to get to the bottom of this.

something's not right here.

when did you tell me that?

what on earth is that thing?

listen. did you hear that?

you just expect me to sit here and not ask questions?

i need to know what's going on.

there's something fishy going on around here.

no one will answer any of my questions.

what are you?

where did you come from?

who said you could do that?

when did you get back into town?

who told you that?

you're not telling me the truth.

i don't trust them.

there's more to this story.

i need answers.

that's all you're going to give me?

when were you planning to tell me the truth?

what's up with you?

who hurt you?

who did this to you?

why did we stop talking?

why did you stop answering my calls?

when were you going to tell me about this?

i'll ask the same question again and again if i have to.

you're not leaving here without telling me the truth.

i have to get to the bottom of this.

they're all lying to me.

this isn't right.

this doesn't feel right.

they're hiding something.

you're hiding something.

i ask questions because i'm curious.

i'd like to hear more about your trip.

are these questions bothering you?

i'm just asking. you don't have to answer.

i need to find out what's happening.

i'm not just going to sit here and let bad things happen.

but that's not true, is it?

you're lying to me.

i know the truth.

were you trying to cover your ass with that lie?

i'm always asking questions. it's what i do.

i'm a naturally curious person.

oh, i was just wondering.

does it bother you that i ask so many questions?

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