I Love This Tweet So Much I Think About It Weekly, I Structure My Life Around It Its So Crazy How Much

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

Socks are condoms for our feet.

and shoes are the vagina

No one said I had to practice arms to go with the hands

Megamind Rant

This movie is so important.. it really talks about how growing up in the system, and getting bullied in school creates criminals. and i dont use villains when I say this, because as far as we know, megamind never really hurt anyone. this is importrant, because while roxanne got kidnapped, I dont think she ever got hurt. Unless she is really good at masking, then I think she felt safe knowing megamind and Hejduk dont really want to hurt anyone. they were taught the only meaningful relationship they could have would be with Megamind as rivals. 

Like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he grew up being rejected, and the only way he knew to get affection, was to inconvenience Metroman. talk about breeding criminals

Thing I heard my siblings say:

"trash goes in the burn pile and food goes in the compost. Pick which one you are!"

“Your first scout assignment: Go into the forest, find a person, and burn them alive!”

“Welcome to Hell! We’ll roast you but first you need to have muscle... Welcome to your personal Hell. EXERCISE!!!!!”

“You can’t simp for a 20-year-old emotionally stunted emo with daddy issues. He’s just the genderbent version of you in 5 years.” 

“Welcome to Femboy Hooters!” “You cant work there, you don’t have abs.” “I can steal them from the football team.”

“I want your KnEEcAps!” “I already sold them on Ebay”

Younger Brother to the older brother:  YB:“are you going to the bathroom?” OB:“yes” YB:“Cool”-proceeds to run out of bedrom with pants half on- OB:”No!”

GUYS

Why are people following me? If you want regular posts or content even close to what you may have already seen, this is not that.

suicidal knight in a king's retinue looking for any excuse to fall on his own sword with honor but the king always stops him because he "still has need for him yet"

#ficfecs

art for chapter 2 from @quitequaintrelle s wonderful south downs fic we shall have the world for our own 🦩🦩

i love this fic so much and i encourage everyone to read it!

to quote the author:

"If it is your deeply cherished belief that Aziraphale and Crowley are cartoon characters who should get to spend their South Downs retirement as old queens being disgustingly romantic losers who can't keep their hands off each other and won't stop beefing with local senior citizens, this story might be for you."

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus: