Suicidal Knight In A King's Retinue Looking For Any Excuse To Fall On His Own Sword With Honor But The

Megamind Rant

This movie is so important.. it really talks about how growing up in the system, and getting bullied in school creates criminals. and i dont use villains when I say this, because as far as we know, megamind never really hurt anyone. this is importrant, because while roxanne got kidnapped, I dont think she ever got hurt. Unless she is really good at masking, then I think she felt safe knowing megamind and Hejduk dont really want to hurt anyone. they were taught the only meaningful relationship they could have would be with Megamind as rivals. 

Like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he grew up being rejected, and the only way he knew to get affection, was to inconvenience Metroman. talk about breeding criminals

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Quick sketch from tonight https://www.instagram.com/p/B9slwWpDnXnZnmB3chpJhHOBLSHshTVPmix9C40/?igshid=oaxnafoegnfu

What grip should we use during pullups? What's the difference?

The general thought seems to be:

Overhand/Thumbless: Emphasizes back muscles Underhand/Neutral: More biceps emphasis

I've done many pullups with all kinds of grips, and I feel like the difference is overstated. They are similar pulling motions with different emphasis.

My thought is to just work the grip you feel the most comfortable with and add the others as you feel ready.

Israel is one of the most racist countries in the world.

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

Socks are condoms for our feet.

and shoes are the vagina

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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.