Atropa45 - Dumb Gay Bîtch Disease

Coming Out

I came out to my mom yesterday, and she’s pretty supportive. But now she wants me to explain what it means in ‘old people words’. I have died. 

I have to explain NoN-BiNaRY!!!! mANDf dEmIsExUAl

Guys, I was listening to S1E17, and when they get coffee just after Dean puts itching powder in Sam's clothes... The name the barista uses for Dean is Jensen?!?!!!!!!??!?!!!!!

GUYS

Why are people following me? If you want regular posts or content even close to what you may have already seen, this is not that.

Thing I heard my siblings say:

"trash goes in the burn pile and food goes in the compost. Pick which one you are!"

“Your first scout assignment: Go into the forest, find a person, and burn them alive!”

“Welcome to Hell! We’ll roast you but first you need to have muscle... Welcome to your personal Hell. EXERCISE!!!!!”

“You can’t simp for a 20-year-old emotionally stunted emo with daddy issues. He’s just the genderbent version of you in 5 years.” 

“Welcome to Femboy Hooters!” “You cant work there, you don’t have abs.” “I can steal them from the football team.”

“I want your KnEEcAps!” “I already sold them on Ebay”

Younger Brother to the older brother:  YB:“are you going to the bathroom?” OB:“yes” YB:“Cool”-proceeds to run out of bedrom with pants half on- OB:”No!”

Confusing Shït post about ages=?

2005 kids... This is a question for you! I am constantly forgetting how old I am... Physically, I am 15. Mentally, I am 20. Emotionally, I am both a tired 4 year old and Aizawa Shouta from MHA. So, when I talk with people, I act like I was born in 2000. And intellectually, I know that I’m 15, born in 2005. Anyone else, or just me?

The worst part is when I forget my actual age, and just use my friends ages as reference. They are all adults!!! And having grown up as the ‘mature’ one in the family, I was treated as the oldest, despite my brother being 2 years older. I grew up being treated as 3 years older than I actually was. The other day, my friend and I were talking about Wattpad, and I calculated having started reading at 13. I said I started reading in 2013, when I was 8. That was an interesting problem to explain. And all my friends forget that I am 15, so they offer to let me come with on their midnight high runs to the McDonalds in the subdivision. Can anyone relate?!

hi i’m extremely stupid

Steve Rogers Headcanon

Guys!!! What if Steve rogers only hypes up patriotism because he thinks he still had to do it. Like he was the army's circus monkey and when he got out of the ice no one told him he could give up the act?!!!!!!???!? Like this is how I ok machine that convo going

Steve: (something patriotic)

Tony: why are you so goddamn pro-america all the f-ing time

Steve: it's my job!?!!!?????

Tony: Wha?

Steve: I was hired by the gov. to increase patriotism. I thought you knew this?

Tony: you know youre not still getting payed right?

Steve: Really? Great! F*ck america!!!! (Begins blasting American Idiot by Green Day)

Bucky: (shows up out of literally nowhere) *starts singing*

Steve: Bucky? where did you come from?

Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?

What grip should we use during pullups? What's the difference?

The general thought seems to be:

Overhand/Thumbless: Emphasizes back muscles Underhand/Neutral: More biceps emphasis

I've done many pullups with all kinds of grips, and I feel like the difference is overstated. They are similar pulling motions with different emphasis.

My thought is to just work the grip you feel the most comfortable with and add the others as you feel ready.

i love this tweet so much i think about it weekly, i structure my life around it its so crazy how much one tweet changed the way i view neopronouns for the better