What’s A Girl Gotta Do To Get A Lil Kissy On The Top Of Her Head

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

Are y’all like gay or something

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad