New Rule

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

girls love it when you kill in front of them

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

saving eye contact for marriage