"will You Match My Freak" No. I'm Freakier Than You. This Is A Competition And I'm Winning

*in a fight* you’re just jealous that my blood gets to go wherever it wants and yours is stuck inside your stupid veins

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

What do you do for a living

i try my best

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

autopsy man is gonna be so disappointed when he opens my heart . theres nothing but screws & bolts followed by a sad melody