i love horror so much i love when it’s so garbage that you can’t help but laugh at it and i love when it’s the pretentious film major type of horror where nothing happens for two hours and i love when it’s so mediocre you can’t form an opinion on it and i love when it absolutely doesn’t make sense
yo it’s the most annoying person in the world
can i get some comfort from Handsome Jack from the Borderlands series? Been going through a tough time lately
Hey Kiddo,
Comfort? From me?
Eeehhh sure, ok, what’s the worst that could happen right? Heh! Worst thing I do is have to call in reinforcements cause I know I’m probably going to fuck this up in some way.. Right! Ok no problem! I’m Jack! I can handle this.
Ok! Peptalk!
Uh… shit. This is harder than I thought it would be.
Look, for all my charm and wit, I do actually give a shit about you. You know? I know I’m not the best at actually saying it. It’s much like Angel, I have the hardest time talking to her sometimes.
Probably because I care about her just as much as I do you.
I guess what I should say is, if you need someone to talk to–I’m not your guy. But, I will be around nearby, should you want or need me for other things. Hah! I’m kidding.
You totally can come talk to me. I’ll even let you come hang out with butt stallion, I’m sure she’d like you too.
Whew, ok. Great! Fun conversation!
Go me!
Hail to the king, Baby!Jack
Wax anatomical Venus, intact and in partial dissection, by the workshop of Rudolph, Dresden, Germany c. 1930.
hi hello its me benrey anon back at it again!! your last benrey hcs were SOOO good i love your writing so much!! i hope you dont mind that im requesting again! 1. benrey 2. hlvrai 3. yes please!! 4. him finding out the reader has a crush on him?? would he tease them??? tysm have a lovely day!!!!
🌸 YOU!!! UR SO SWEET THANK U?? u can rq anything at any time :D i’m really glad to hear you liked them & i’m really excited to do this rq it’s so soft 👉👈 i sincerely hope ur doing absolutely fantastic u superb little friend!
OH YEAH, teasing is very very expected from him, he will make little remarks like “man, y/n you’re looking pretty red.” while standing like two inches away from your face
he’s very flirtatious, but among everything else he’s confused about it. why would someone as remarkable as you be into a boy like him? he thinks you deserve much better than what he has to offer
he’ll probably begin walking closer to you, until you two are lightly brushing your hands together, but he doesn’t move or push away like he might with others
the others can tell he’s into you too, just by how he’s acting around you. it’s not often he catches feelings for someone, but when he finds out they like him back it’s practically a dream come true, especially if it’s you
he would tease you mercilessly, calling you affectionate nicknames like sweetheart, just out of the blue to see your reaction
gordon and tommy don’t hear the end of it, he bottles his feelings until people closest to him are around to listen (unless of course it’s you)
he obviously asks you out, but not in a normal way, he doesn’t want to make things awkward in the off chance you don’t like him in that way and however he found out was just a fake
he simply asks you to dinner or frozen yogurt, without mentioning the date aspect. when you do show up, his hand is out and ready for you to hold, a smile on his face as he waits for your acceptance
you’ll probably have to ask him if that was a date-date and more than friendly, because he’s somewhat oblivious to what others can or can’t pick up
he’s very intelligent yet a little stupid socially. he definitely gives you a kiss on your cheek as you part ways, saying you should join him again very soon
he’s very excited, much like a little boy on christmas day, he’s bouncy the day after, not a single snarky remark leaving his mouth, much to everyone’s surprise