I Fucked Up So Badly On This Sudoku Page No Ones Ever Gonna Wanna Have Sex With Me

Drift wood painted with the native color of the landscape

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave

he-man was right. whats going on

my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.

me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

7/15 happy birthday to izuku midoriya!! his final birthday while the series is still ongoing 😭😭😭 i luv u son

Nico was the most nervous to come out to Hazel. Hazel meant a lot to him, but she was from the same time period he was. She’d even lived in it longer, and a time period that wasn’t at all permissive of people like Nico. Would she be able to accept that one of those people was her brother? Or would it drive a wedge between them that could never be removed. But Jason knew, and Percy and Annabeth and even Piper. She was bound to find out eventually. Nico owed it to her to at least tell her himself.

The night he told Hazel was sitting on the roof of the Pluto cabin at camp Jupiter. Nico couldn’t remember the exact words he used, he couldn’t hear himself over the ringing in his ears. Hazel was quiet. She barely looked at him. He couldn’t tear his eyes away from her, silently begging for some hint of the softness he’d come to associate his sister with.

“Okay” that was all Hazel had left him with. Just, Okay. He wanted to press, ask what she meant by that. Okay that’s fine? Okay so I have a gay brother? Okay we’re never talking again?

But maybe he was being unfair. She needed time. Eventually he wishes her goodnight and slid inside. She sat out there for a while longer. When she returned they both laid in the silence until they fell asleep. Nico left for camp half blood the next morning.

About a week later Hazel was due to visit camp half blood and Nico’s chest had been winding into a ball of anxiety all week. He kept writing and rewriting what he would say to Hazel. Maybe they could just ignore this whole thing? It’s not like Nico had a boyfriend or anything. And he wasn’t holding his breath on getting one, that would still require someone to want to date him. But she knew now. She couldn’t un-know.

Hazel had a notebook in her hands as she approached Nico at the Hades table. Will Solace caught Nicos attention for a moment with a sympathetic smile and a thumbs up. He knew how nervous Nico was about this. The irony of his crush trying to be supportive in this wasn’t lost on Nico, but he couldn’t dwell on it at the moment. “Listen Hazel-“ he started as she sat at the table and opened her book. She cut him off “Malcom Pace?” She asked, looking at her notebook. Nico blinked in confusion. “The Athena kid? What about him?” He asked “do you like him?” Hazel asked so matter of factly it nearly made Nico choke. “No I- Hazel what are you talking about?” He managed “I’m gonna find you a boyfriend.” She crossed off a name from her list, presumably Malcom Pace. Nico was too stunned for a moment to say anything. “Nathan Calish? He’s a son of Mercury. He’s good with strategy games” Nico shook himself from his state of shock “Hazel I really don’t need you to-“ Hazel continued to scribble “Maybe a Hephaestus kid? Jake Mason is pretty good looking without the casts”

Nico couldn’t help the laugh that bubbles to the surface. Maybe it was relief that Hazel didn’t hate him. That in fact she’d taken it upon herself to find him a boyfriend. Maybe it was the ridiculous list of male campers, both Roman and Greek, that she’d collected to run past him. She kept running through names and Nico kept trying to tell her it wasn’t necessary and he wasn’t looking to date right now that he appreciated all the work she’d done but- “Will Solace?” Nico’s face flushed a little “What? No. No I don’t like Will” Hazel paused and grinned. “Will Solace.” Nico started to blush against his best effort to remain neutral. “Hazel no I’m not-“ she circled Wills name in her notebook and shut it. To Nicos horror she got up from the table and made her way over to the Apollo table.

Nico tried to look busy with his food instead of the raw embarrassment he felt as he strained to narrow in on Hazels voice. “Hey Will, the Apollo cabin leads the campfire sing along right?” Will seemed a little confused, at least from what Nico could pick out of his voice “uh yea, why do you ask?” “I’m just not really familiar with how it goes and I was a little nervous, do you think Nico and I could join the Apollo cabin tonight?” Oh gods. What was Hazel doing? Nico face was burning as he stared intently at his barely touched dinner. “Oh yea of coarse” Will replied in his signature happy to help tone.

Nico was truly grateful that Hazel had accepted him, but what in hades had he gotten himself into?

sisters best friend!ellie?? like a forbidden relationship type thing 😋😋

( her sneaking through your window and fucking you while your sister’s next door >>> )

i kind of took this and ran with it a little bit 🤭

18+, finger f*cking, soft!dom ellie, squ1rting.

🚫 men and minors dni 🚫

“ellie please.” you whined as you ground your hand down on to her hand and you felt her chuckle beneath you.

“please what?” you sigh as you moved and your clit caught the heel of her palm. your eyes screwed shut as you chased the feeling again. “look at me. and use your words, baby.” your eyes fluttered open to see ellie staring back at you— her flushed sun kissed cheeks making your heart warm. your eyes finally met hers and she smiled “what do you want?”

“you— inside.. please, els.” you fumbled over you words before she moved to kiss your lips softly. ellie hummed at the taste of your chapstick on her tongue as she moved to kiss you jaw.

“you sure? big sister next door may not like it when she hears her best friend finger fucking her sweet little sister.” ellie mumbled against your neck just before she hit down carefully on the pulse point making you groan.

“been— ah. thinking about you. mhm. all day.” try to steady your breathing to not avail as ellies hot mouth latches on to your tit and sucks gently. the sound alone would make you soaked but oh god the feeling.. the feeling is other worldly. ellies lips leave your skin and you look down to see her looking lovingly at the blooming red mark she left.

“oh yeah?” ellies eyes trail up your body to meet your eyes and you nod. “how do you think i feel? seeing you walk around in that slutty little bikini. seeing all the guys look at you but knowing the only person you want is the one you can’t have?” ellies mouth started trailing down your body leaving open mouth kisses everywhere. “you drove me fucking insane all day.” she spoke and you felt the hot air tan over your clothed cunt making you moan.

she laughed to herself as she looked up at you. “already moaning and i haven’t even really touched your pretty little pussy yet.” her fingers wrapped around your underwear and she slowly slid them down your legs. the feeling of the air hitting your soaked center made you whine as ellie tossed the fabric somewhere in your room and moved to spread your legs wide. her eyes darkened as she watched your slick glisten in the moon light. “shit. you are soaked baby.” her voice was gruff with arousal and you sighed as her hand moved to spread your pussy lips open even further. “who did this to you?” her eyes lit up as she asked the question and you sighed.

“you. always you baby.” your tongue wiped over your bottom lip as you watched ellie patiently. your clit throbbed harder under her stare as she liked her lips.

“i know you said you wanted my fingers tonight but i gotta taste you first. look too good.” ellies practically drooling as she whispers up to you and you whimper again. nodding carefully before ellies tongue licked a bold stripe all the way up the center of your pussy.

you can see your slick on her tongue as she moans at the taste— neither of you saying another word before she’s devouring it entirely. her lips wrap harshly around your hard bundle of nerves and the edge of your vision turns black. you couldn’t help the moan that tore out of your throat as your back arched and the familiar burn of your orgasm flamed up. ellies hand firmly grabbed the soft flesh of your thigh in a warning and you nodded carefully.

one of your hands moved to harshly tug on your still sensitive nipple as the other went down to card through ellies hair in an attempt to ground yourself. but the moan that vibrated against your core made you groan as you rolled your pussy hard against her face.

you looked down and saw ellie grinding against nothing and you felt your slick drip down your leg. ellies head moved side to side and your climax tore through you violently.

ellie came up for air as she moved to push two fingers into your dripping and pulsing cunt. making your legs try to shut automatically.

“uh uh. keep em open.” ellies voice was harsh as she slammed her fingers into you. her free hand coming up to rub quick circles against your clit as her two fingers fucked your cum back into you. “play with your tits baby.” ellie nodded as she watched you move to paw at your already red and starting to bruise breast. the pornographic sound of her fingers in your sopping wet cunt made you moan as her free hand came up to wrap around your throat.

“stay quiet.” ellie said through gritted teeth and your eyes just rolled back in your head as the burning feeling came back stronger than you have ever felt it. tears blurred your eyes as everything quickly became too much.

“fuck i could cum just watching you like this.” ellie moans almost to herself and your vision starts to fade to black.

“el— ple— please. i. i can’t.” before you could even finish your sentence your high pitched whine echos off the walls of your bedroom and you cum harder than you ever have before. if it weren’t for the weight of ellie on top of you you would be sure you were floating.

as your breath returns to you as your eyes flutter open to see ellie— soaked and staring at you in complete and utter awe. her face covered in droplets of your slick and suddenly you realize that your laying in a pool of it too. your eyes grow slightly wide as you look down at her.

“holy fucking shit. that was hot as fuck.”

btw u dont have anger issues, its everybody around u thats making u angry thats the problem and u should eliminate them