I'm Already Sobbing. Instead Of Being Good People, They Already Made The Dark Skinned Girl Hypermasculine.

The Signs as Things You Need to Treat Yourself

Aries: Hot Cocoa, Peppermint, and chocolates with oversized sweaters.

Cancer: A new book, maybe a mani pedi. New sheets and a reliable set of slippers.

Taurus: a sweet smelling lotion or body butter. Cleansing facial mask. Bubble tea.

Gemini: A soft wool blanket. Sweats. Flowers from the farmer's market.

Leo: Chapsticks, new shoes and a good series found on Netflix. A leather bound journal.

Virgo: Putting on an oversized sweater or sweatshirt. Lighting candles and reading a book.

Libra: Taking risqué pictures for body positivity. Buying little pastries. Meeting a friend for lunch.

Scorpio: Buying patterned paper for projects. Having get-togethers with friends. Finding a neat magazine.

Sagittarius: Getting new pencils for sketching. Maybe even a new art pad. Making your favorite meal/food.

Capricorn: Going to a small cafe. Meeting an old friend. Buying a new perfume or scent.

Aquarius: A backpack or bag. New lingerie sets. Lacey clothing. Going to an old library.

Pisces: Cozy pj's and a hot soup. A new coffee mug or going out to a coffee shop. Pampering yourself with a bath bomb and a soft bath.

i think there is something about people who were abused/neglected as kids that makes us embrace things that others consider monstrous. i dont think its a coincidence most of us like “creepy” animals like rats and crows. i dont think its a coincidence that we are the first to jump to the defense of “worthless” plants like dandelions. its why we get so attached to old toys and broken things. when you spend your whole life believing you’re not wanted, it turns you into a defender of the other unwanted things in the world. and you’re not just protecting them - you’re protecting the part of yourself that still believes you deserve to exist. just like they do. just like we all do.

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So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

Hey y’all can you please reblog

so as you know ladynephthyss (opehlia) has been lying about, stalking and harassing @witches-ofcolor​ and I and saying that we suicide baited her with no evidence, despite the fact that she actually suicide baited us and we have the evidnece.

now she is lying to her primarily non black followers and accusing us of calling her a nigger which we never did. this whole post is basically her lying about us and blaming us for harassment that we never put her through. mind you, she has no proof.  because we never did any of that. 

we never this at all. i never said anything listed above nor did my sister and i.

she again is also lying that we are suicide baiting her with no evidence.

she also lied that we told people she was white with no evidence.

despite the fact that this never happened and she actually suicide baited us while also sending me anons on various accounts doing the same thing.

she is also friends with incredibly racist white and nonblack people who have been harassing us and being racist to us for months.

ladynephthyss is also the reason im taking a break from this account and will probably end up deleting soon because of her racial harassment. i’m sorry to pop back up, please please please reblog this because she is lying. 

she is also encouraging white people to reblog the post and harass us. she is literally encouraging white people to reblog a post lying about two black trans people, to harass us and blaming us for things we didn’t do.

please reblog because at this point i don’t know what else to do.

all these people saying taika will ruin star wars the way he ruined thor like can you imagine having no taste at all :/

girls in STEM fields, reblog if you agree

the whole “fiction doesn’t affect reality” argument is actually kinda racist…