Reparent Yourself To Get Rid Of The Old Unhealthy Beliefs Your Parents Instilled In You So You Can Put

Shoutout to regressors who swear

Regressors who grew up hearing swearing so would regularly swear as a child

Regressors who think swears are just like any other word and are completely okay as long as you're not using them to hurt someone

Regressors who think it's funny to be so itty bitty and passionately say 'fuck' after they drop their paci on the floor

Regressors who use all the words available in their brain and aren't good at filtering out swear words

Regressors who throw tantrums and say hurtful words when their emotions are strong

Regressors who don't change their speech patterns when they're regressed

Teen regressors for whom swearing is a part of their regression

DNI: nsfw, kink, anti-agere

Imagine stepping out of the shower and your caregiver is ready with one of these and wraps you up in it and you sit on their lap as they wash your face and put moisturizer on you and boop your nose and give you little kisses

When your therapist asks you what you do for your mental health but you're a closeted regressor: oh you know I like to do colouring books (with crayons), talk to my friends (baby talk to them), cuddle (with stuffed animals), or I'll take a bath (with plenty of rubber duckies and bath toys)

I love the idea of almost all the council regressing and Mel has to try to wrangle them together while they're getting into arguments and throwing tantrums about other people not voting for their bills

After seeing your Lest board I just thought about little Salo and I don't know why. Could you make a mood board for little Salo?

Little!Salo moodboard!!

Perhappss cg lest and little Salo?! 🙈 anyway just an idea 😋 anywho I rlly like how this moodboard turned out I hope you like it!

He'd be quite fussy

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(Replycon made by my son @ biccyssafespace)

Arcane Worksheets!

Here are some agere worksheet I made for arcane including a wordsearch and a couple matching exercises

Have fun! I'm working on some connect the dots and mazes rn so look out for those

Also feel free to reblog with your finished sheets or send them to me. I'd love to see them :3

Hello, little loves. Mama needs to talk to you, okay? Can we turn our listening ears on please? Thank you so much little one!

Now. I know that making collages on here is so much fun! I do it too. I love spending time making them with the regressors/littles in the system! But recently there's been a spike in something deeply concerning with these photo collages.

We cannot use real kiddos, okay? As a mom myself, I know how upset and hurt id be if someone posted my kiddo on one, and we would never want to make another person uncomfortable or upset right, peach?

Don't use real kids. As nice as I am being in this post, little loves, I am deadly serious. The internet is not a safe place for minors, never has been. Don't subject actual LITTLE children to the internet when you have no place. Especially since I know you don't know the kids you are putting in these collages.

✨✨✨ A caregiver taking care of me when my vascular malformation has a flare up ✨✨✨

🫰I wake up and I'm trying to do my best to hide it but they can see that my hand is stuck in a ball and I'm holding it to my chest

🫰" what's wrong little one, is your hand hurting?"

🫰I start sobbing "uhh! It feewls so baddd, it's all one fire and like it's gonna burst outta my hand"

🫰"oh no, let me help you with that" they take my hand and guide me over to the bathroom sink then turn on the cool water and holds my hand under it

🫰I lean into them "ohhh, that feewls soo good"

🫰"how long has this been going on, sweetie?"

🫰I bury my head in their shoulder, "... a couple days"

🫰"why didn't you tell me before? You know I would have helped you?"

🫰"Cause I need to be a big strong boy"

🫰"you can be a big strong boy and also come to me for help"

🫰 they take me over to my bed and put me under a bunch of covers, wrap my hand in a cold, wet towel, and put one of my stuffies under it so it's elevated

🫰 "You should rest for now, here's an Advil. What do you want to watch?"

🫰"ooo, can we watch The Wild Robot?"

🫰"of course little one!"

🫰 the next day they get a sling for my arm so it's easier to keep to keep my hand elevated and reassures me that it's okay for me to wear even if I'm not 'injured' because it's helping me be in less pain

If you're curious about what a vascular malformation is: a bunch of the veins on my arm and on my back are like bigger than they're supposed to be or like tangled and stuff so sometimes blood clots form (they're harmless but painful) or just sometimes some veins expand and that causes a lot of pain in my hand. I'm pretty sure it's best if I keep my whole body cool but I love being cozy so I never do that >:)

piggies!!!!

Things that should have made me realise I'm an age regressor sooner

But they get less socially acceptable as they go on (plz DNI if you find padded regression and other things like it weird)

hoards of stuffed animals

"I hate being an adult cause when I'm in the grocery store all scared and alone I can't just start crying out for my mom because instead of someone assuming I'm lost, they'll just look at me weird"

always feeling like I was younger than all my peers even if they were actually slightly younger than me

like half the foods I eat I eat b/c they make me feel like a kid. Like my big treat for myself after a stressful week was a pack of paw patrol yogurt drinks

Getting super into kids media, like the only movie that interests me is The Wild Robot

feeling comforted by how period pads felt like diapers

Having trouble tinkling myself up until 10th grade

Still sleeping in my parents bed some nights in 7th grade

Still as an adult picking my nose (I know it's unsanitary and I'm trying to stop)

caregiver with a black little that has internalized racism

always makes sure to put on shows with good black rep and buy books with black characters

does your hair all pretty in cornrows or box braids and adds colourful beads to it

always reassured you you're a good kid no matter what others assume about you

and that your skin and black features are very pretty

loves making your 'non-typical' agere meals that are a bunch of Jamaican foods (/foods from your ethnicity) your mom used to make for you

will do as much as possible to keep you away from the news when regressed

will NOT let anyone tell you that pastels don't look good on you

they're try to reassure you you don't need to worry about racism and stuff cause they'll protect you but sometimes they have to admit they can't protect you from everything and just let you cry in their arms

will teach you about strong black figures

helps you reconnect with parts of your culture your parents didn't share with you like reggae music

if you're African they'll wrap you in a bunch of African prints and celebrate Kwanzaa with you