My First Post On This Lurker-only Tumblr Account Will Be To Announce That I Am Gay Hee For Jaehee. Die

I can info dump you for DAYS mostly about the weirdest shit I can find online, and also my fantasy Supreme Court betting pool (shut up it’s cool I’m not a nerd) so be careful what you ask for.

TBH you’re much better off dating Lucifer than a lawyer. We’re all kinds of messed up and we don’t have the excuse that we have to punish Mammon all the time.

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how this year’s review makin me feel

Hell yeah we rocking out to WEIRD O-SHAPE WITH THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BIRD AND A FUNKY T SHAPE

Random Thought:

I would be 100% down to weeb out over anime openings or J-pop/J-rock bands with Levi, but as an American with 0 Japanese knowledge I only know half of my playlists by sight. It would be really awkward if he were to ask me what song this is and all I can say is "That one with the squiggly T by waffle-sign."

I swear to Diavolo I will set my own hair on fire if this man and his doggo come save me.

Remember fellow demons, fire safety is important! That's why the Devildom Fire Station has instituted a canine training program to better protect you and yours. Would you trust three-headed dalmatians (and their handlers) to come to your rescue?

Barbatos is [here]

Mammon is [here]

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Holy shit this is a big mood.

(hi anxiety friend want to share unhealthy coping mechanisms under a weighted blanket sometime?)

No, YOU live in a society. I live in between scenarios I made up about Obey Me: SWD in order to fall asleep and escape my debilitating anxiety

They didn’t specify positive qualities lol, time to use self deprecating humor that makes everyone uncomfortable!

Someone: "What are your qualities?"

Me: o_O

Me: "Y'all have these?"

My feelings for Diavolo are complicated, ok? I just want to be in a Lucifer/Mammon sandwich to appease my Id and Superego at the same time. Can’t I just live???

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My guinea pigs will not sit still for anything in heaven or earth. My best shots are when I bribe them with food. Behold:

Rat photoshoots are hard omgosh

Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.

Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.

My sexual orientation is bloody Lucifer and bloody Lucifer only

5I lucifer

Why is everyone a mess around here? Someone get Barbatos, quick.