I Assume A Devildom Rabbit Would Be Sort Of Like The Monty Python Bunny...

If Elliot Page isn’t Sexiest Man Alive 2021 I will cut a bitch.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

No, this was entirely worth it.

I’m waiting for an anime character that is made entirely of a mass of wriggling, sentient belts stuffed into a trenchcoat.

Cringetober day 9: Lots of belts

I spent so long on this and it was not worth it at all. :)

If you claim to hate cats and can’t stand them but as soon as you see one you go “pssst pssst here kitty boo boo who’s a baby?”

You are not controlling.

You are just my dad.

(will you send me some money?)

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

Mammon isn’t stupid, he’s *impulsive*. He allows his sin to override his intellect, which to be fair we see in a lot of other demons who don’t get characterized as stupid. He’s apparently good at math (if he thinks of the numbers as Grimm). He’s the second strongest brother, so he isn’t going to be a total airhead. His lack of emotional intelligence and self-control get interpreted as stupidity, which is unfair.

If the Lord is testing me, I have failed.

And I’m 100% okay with going to hell to see some hot demon boys.

TFW the month dedicated for “no simping” is the month in which your favorite character was born

I’ve been a prosecutor for as long as I’ve been an attorney. Nowadays, I prosecute child sexual exploitation, and I don’t feel bad at all for the motherfuckers I bury under the jail. 

But are cops bastards? Yes. I can tell you fucking stories of the times I got into screaming, cursing matches with police that I thought were doing a bad job and they didn’t like that I wouldn’t back them up. I can tell you that when I first started in a rural Southern county, the Sheriff told me, “well, I figured they’d hire a n------ or a woman”. I can tell you about my colleague, a Black woman who was a prosecutor, who got pulled over on her way to work multiple times because she was being profiled by the cops she saw in court every day.

Is the criminal justice system broken as fuck? Yes. I hated sending people to prison for drug crimes especially, because hell, if I got caught doing drugs in college, maybe I’d be in the same place. It fucks with you. That’s why I went to the sex offense work, it’s gross and awful and psychologically taxing, but I don’t have to wonder whether I’m prosecuting a victimless crime. I can feel like I’m protecting people instead of persecuting them. And my defendants are mostly white dudes, so my white privilege is a little bit lessened there.

Am I a bastard? Yes but I am a recreational bastard and I would like to be recognized for the hard work I’ve put in to be a bastard in my private life, thank you.

some people need to realize that acab means all cops and  not american cops 

Ok let’s say all kids who want to go to college decide to join the military.

What y’all gonna do with all the kids with depression, or ADHD, or physical disabilities? They usually can’t enlist without a medical waiver, so what? You can’t go to college because you were born wrong, oops.

And what y’all gonna do when you have to train, arm, feed, and pay the salaries of millions of additional troops? And then pay for their college on top of that? Why don’t you save money and cut out the middle part, and just pay for the college?

Are y’all still gonna bitch about how China outpaces us in education and we don’t have a strong educated workforce, but you don’t want people to go to college unless they’re willing to get shot? Y’all gonna pretend this is a matter of “econ 101″ when you apparently didn’t sit through economics long enough to learn what a positive externality is?

It’s almost like conservatives react purely out of the spiteful attitude that “I had to pay for college/health care and it was hard for me, so everyone else must have to suffer as well.”

(edit: and I say this as someone with $200k debt from grad/law schools, and who would be fucking thrilled to see everyone younger than me go to school for free, and I’ll rant about that all day)

Sorry Diavolo, I’m gonna be your stepmom. Go clean your room, Daddy and I need to have a grownup conversation.

Some Self-Indulgent Young Demon King Doodle~ 

I’m bringing him to some mud hole in Nowhere, Mississippi and teaching him noodling. And then we’re going to have a catfish fry.

Cultural exchange FTW

also did y’all know that solomon’s va’s hobby is fishing and that he’s a fish illustrator on ig 😭

If you know, you know.