Mammon Isn’t Stupid, He’s *impulsive*. He Allows His Sin To Override His Intellect, Which To Be Fair

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a baseball bat to a giant fucking sea cucumber and just watch it go

GOOSH SPLAT

And then it panics and ejects its guts at you and you just keep beating it

GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH

I'm really mad about the fact that in the new event the brothers didn't let me fight against that fucking giant sea cucumber and just told me to stay away from it, they even told Solomon to fight, but not ME?! 😤 I'm so indignated right now I am not kidding 😡

Yeah this is a long read but some of y’all need to read it. The OM devs are probably the nicest I’ve ever seen (from mobile games, console games, name it). There are lots of games with elements I don’t like, and I don’t play them. It’s not that hard, y’all.

And I’m going to be spending money on this game, because I want to support the devs and I believe in supporting content creators who make my days marginally less shitty. Like, there are days I spend writing briefs about child abusers, and getting yelled at by my boss, and my husband is furloughed, and I can’t go out and do anything I enjoy because plague, and I can take an hour to myself and hang out with cute demon boys. So leave these awesome people alone.

In regards to people being assholes to the Devs of Obey Me....

This is going to be a long one but I’m pissed.

People need to stop complaining and harassing the devs.... I’m a gamer, I play mobile/pc/console games and NTT Solmare is by far the most generous gaming company I’ve ever come across.

Here’s some examples:

*Every event, if you complete daily tasks, save ten devil points for the 200ap deal you get every 24 hours (which is beyond generous in and of itself) and with a little bit of grinding YOU CAN complete the first page of prizes without spending any actual money. (I do it all the time...)

*By doing so you get ten demon vouchers FOR FREE! As well as an event related SSR card. If there’s a card you want, save the vouchers from a few events. It’s not hard.

*When you do a ten pull, THEY GUARANTEE AN SSR CARD! More apps are starting to do this but it’s not the norm.

*Its ok to lament shitty gacha luck (I have it in spades) but imo obey me has been far more generous in giving special cards than I’ve ever encountered.

*If you were really inclined too, you could spend money on the special event gacha to collect the shards and essentially buy a UR card.

*They give you a FREE option to farm for Grimm, that’s extremely generous. Ive spent literally weeks in other otome games to do the tiny little bit of grinding they allow (for free) daily just to clear checkpoints.

*You get to participate and complete entire story events for FREE. That’s not a norm either...most other otome apps break the story events into different character routes, with a crappy prize. It’s littered with hard to pass checkpoints and you have to buy the epilogue. (They’re not cheap)

*They have FREE daily log in bonuses that give you decent stuff.

*THE BIG ONE.....*clears throat*

THE DEVS FUCKING LISTEN TO THEIR PLAYERS AND CARE ABOUT THEM!!

It blew my damn mind when I first started seeing how much they interact with this fandom!!

*They respond quickly to app issues.

*Literally give you FREE shit and apologize whenever there’s a problem or just when they’re doing fucking maintenance!

*They’ve gone out of their way to apologize and explain content that came across as triggering for some players! On that note they’ve actually went as far to directly correct it in future event stories and lessons! They didn’t have to do it... they did because they care about the players.

*They released art content of the characters specifically so fans could have more reference material when they try their own art!!!

*There is an entire event (Levi’s Otaku Bootcamp) that’s given every few weeks with the sole purpose of giving you free items to help toward leveling up cards!! Also some devil points, AP and a demon voucher!!

If you started the game recently...you’re 👏 NOT 👏supposed 👏to be able to breeze through to lesson 28! You have to farm and grind for card items/Grimm just like the rest of us have and continue to do...

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT THEM TO HAND YOU?!

Nothing in this world is perfect but it’s clear they are trying hard to please their fans and show appreciation to them.

You know what’s going to happen if everyone doesn’t calm down and appreciate what we have?

You’re going to wear down them down and make them jaded. They won’t take joy in creating content anymore and it’ll drag the game down. And I couldn’t blame them in the slightest.

I’ve seen the way artists and writers get treated in this fandom. I’ve seen some of these brilliant people get so discouraged they delete their social media accounts and stop creating content.

It’s sickening....

It may come as a surprise but the devs, writers and all the staff involved with Obey Me are *gasp* real people too!!! Real people, with real feelings. You don’t think it affects them when you’re attacking them?

There’s a difference between starting a dialogue because you have questions or concerns with the game and then there’s being a prick...

Don’t be a prick....

This is a great game with a fun concept.

So chill the fuck out and give the devs a break. You don’t like the game, don’t play.

Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.

Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.

“Justin Bieber”

I am dying. I am deceased.

Also, petition to call our gluttonous one Clyde from now on. It makes me think of the big Clydesdale horses, which absolutely are the Beels of the horse world.

Old trend, but I let my Mom guess the brother's names

I gave her a tiny hint, "they don't have Japanese names."

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

Not normally real into Levi, but moe!Levi makes me feel all funny in my tummy

Day 3: Glasses

I've always wanted see Levi in glasses, and I am not disappointed...

I still need to work on it a little bit, but I just couldn't wait to put him up.

I can info dump you for DAYS mostly about the weirdest shit I can find online, and also my fantasy Supreme Court betting pool (shut up it’s cool I’m not a nerd) so be careful what you ask for.

Satan! How dare you! It completely ruins the book when you snap its spine! You. Are. A. Monster.

...Where is my fainting couch?

Satan: What's the difference between a child and a book?

Lucifer: *sigh* What is it now?

Satan: One doesn't scream when I snap it's spine.

My first post on this lurker-only Tumblr account will be to announce that I am gay hee for Jaehee. Die mad about it.

Reminder that Jaehee Kang is gorgeous, amazing and under appreciated.

Reblog if you agree.

This is actually a joke I’ve heard a couple times from Latinx folks:

Policia: Papeles?

Conductor: Tengo tijeres! Gane yo?

Mammon gets pulled over by a cop

Cop: *walks up to the window* Papers?

Mammon: HA! Scissors, I win, later LOSER! *drives off*

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