Well I am also An Old who plays Obey Me, so I’m glad my fellow old humans are playing, I guess.
(he’s a math teacher, you know he’s a Mammon stan, he’s gonna calculate that grimm)
yall know how obey me gives the notifications for beel’s fridge thing at 12 and 6pm??? so im in math class at 12, and the teacher is on his ipad showing us an equation or sum shit and im not paying attention, im reading a fanfic. i look over at my phone, its just the obey me notif, but i look up at my computer to my teacher whos STILL SHARING HIS SCREEN and what shows up????
a notification for obey me.
on his ipad screen.
im fucking screaming
my math teacher plays obey me
what the fuck
Look I'm not saying Ayme Miura is now my favorite person in world all I'm saying is that he is so. damn. close
I’m from the same part of NC and I agree
I WILL END YOU IF YOU USE CHICKEN BREAST FOR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS
DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT
Grandma poison water SNAPPED
I need a new tarot set and if you don’t make a whole set and sell it to me I swear to Diavolo---
"Referred to as a time of resurrection and awakening, a time when a period of our life comes to an absolute end making way for dynamic new beginnings."
Upright: Decision Making, Awakening, Inner Calling, Absolution, Redemption
Reversed: Poor Logic, Poor or hasty Judgement, Self-doubt, Stagnation
Finally got around to drawing the second card. Please click on it for better quality!
Y’all I got two hearings to cover in court tomorrow, and I am going to be so goddamn hungover and tired and angry I might take a shit in front of the judge and start screaming like a chimpanzee
F in the chat for me please
2020 for me has just been “am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism” and I’m really getting tired of it
TFW you’re a grown-ass woman with a paycheck that you can spend on otome games, but you’re also a grown-ass woman and you’re supposed to be responsible with said paycheck.
OMG I’d buy Luke a little Prince Charming costume and have Beel go along as Cinderella. I’m sure I’ve got a Fairy Godmother costume lying around somewhere for me as well...
ok beel is my least favorite bro and all but i just thought of how mf cUTE it would be to take him trick or treating omg
like going house to house with him all happy cause he got a shit ton of candy and maybe mammo can tag along (cause duh FREE candy plus he goes anywhere MC goes what) and luke can come too cause he baby and deserves to have fun as a kid like YALL 🥺
First of all this is beautiful.
Second of all my first thought was “oh hey it’s Bruise-ifer” and I am going to joke hell now, ok bye.
Some fallen lucifer :( this was greatly inspired by the song 'Saints' by Echos - and by inspired I mean I listen to only that song while I was making this because it just fit the mood for me.
Look, I love me some spicy East Asian cuisine.
However.
I’m from the Carolinas, spent several years living in Louisiana, and therefore did not agree with the options the game presented. Any Obey Me fans who want to try something approaching devildom spice need to try:
Carolina Reaper in just about anything - it doesn’t have much flavor on its own, just shitloads of heat. I’d mix it up in a vinegar-based BBQ sauce and toss pulled pork in it, and you can cut the heat with applesauce if it’s too much. Actually, ema datshi with reaper or ghost pepper would be pretty good, I should try to make that.
Nashville chicken - ramp up the cayenne: brown sugar ratio for extra spice.
Gumbo, jambalaya, boudin sausage, or manque choux - again, you’re gonna be drowning your recipe with cayenne to make it spicy, and you can throw in a ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper if you want.
Just remember to wear gloves when you slice your peppers.
This reminds me of that National Geographic article that said, statistically, everyone of European heritage alive today is a descendant of Charlemagne. That is, everyone alive in Europe in the ninth century who had children is related to everyone of European extraction today (including Charlemagne’s unfortunately named kinfolk Drogo and Pippin). So, mathematically, if Lilith lived eons ago, basically every human is related to her in some fashion, and probably a good fraction of humans would be her direct descendants. So…
WE ARE ALL MC!
Not a request, just curious about something. Idk if I should say spoilers or not but just in case, spoilers. I just started playing but I know that MC is Lilith's decendant but doesn't that mean Lilith had kids and those kids had kids? Wouldn't it make more sense to say that MC is Lilith's reincarnation or am I just reading things wrong here?
NOOOOO
Lilith got reincarnated as a human EONS ago and had kids and those kids had kids and then those kids had kids, etc...
We are, as MC, a descendent of Lilith. Like. A million and then some Generations down
Hope that helped
I’m bi and probably not 100% the target demographic, but it doesn’t necessarily bother me that there aren’t dateable ladies in the game. I can play Arcana to hang out with my big tiddy GF Portia, I don’t need every game to cater to everything I like. That being said, we hear about other female characters in passing - witches other than Maddi, I think some succubi maybe? I think it would be cool to develop some characters like that in-game. Maybe an older witch gives us some lessons in magic, or we take Luke to hang out with Madame Scream to make some macarons, or team up with a succubus to prank Asmo, or maybe we go find the little girl Mammon takes care of in the human world and take her on a playdate with Little D. No. 2? Even if they’re not big characters, it would flesh out the world and be a good foil to the main characters we’re romancing (or adopting, in the case of Luke lol).
okay i'm gonna say it. to have one of the only female characters that appear in the game dead and the other, Maddi, who is a human witch, be obsessive and make most of the characters uncomfortable on multiple occasions does not look all too good for the game. just because it is an otome game does not mean that there can't be any female characters portrayed in a good light. i've had a problem with this for a while but didn't really say anything about it since it is an otome game after all, and i felt like as a queer (lesbian, nb) fan i have never been their target demographic to begin with.
i just felt like finally saying something since i haven't really seen anyone talk about it.
She/her (in the most nonbinary way). Mostly lurking otome blogs because horny on main. Too old for this mess.
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