I Need A New Tarot Set And If You Don’t Make A Whole Set And Sell It To Me I Swear To Diavolo---

One of my relatives always gives me a box of pears for Christmas. Like, a wooden box done up with a bow and fancy paper stuffing, and there’s just like four big-ass pears sitting in there. Apparently it’s supposed to be a posh gift, like a pineapple. Which, fun fact: in early America, you could rent pineapples to show off at parties.

Southern people are weird about fruit that we can’t deep fry, y’all.

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

I love Luke he is my child and I will pull a Lucille Bluth if you ever disrespect him.

(and I love your pixel art please do angel versions of the demon brothers plzkthx)

Hi! I'm a rookie Pixel Artist who makes a lot of fan art of various things, if you have any suggestions for what I should make let me know! Here's a couple of chibi Lukes for my Tumblr debut 😁

Lucifer and I share the same philosophy.

“Hell is other people.”

Luci... Hunny... You mean to tell me that staying in one room in the human world with your 6 brothers and myself is hell when you live in the Devildom? Like... actual HELL

My two current game obsessions.

INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

Another random Twitter doodle, Satan as Louis from AfterL!fe!

Oh no, honey, this is BLESSED.

I’m taking him home and we’re going to play Fire Emblem until we murder each other over whether we’re team Black Eagles or Golden Deer (Black Eagles come fight me)

@automatictastemakertheorist asked if I could make the boys as rats and I tried, but when I finished Levi- I just gave up because it's so cursed to me 🤣

Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.

Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.

Having eaten scorpion, that actually doesn’t sound too bad. Like a bug-pub fusion snack!

Unbothered MC

When I get yelled at by opposing counsel, I just stare blankly at them and say “okay” repeatedly til they feel stupid. It’s amazing would recommend 10/10.

You know that in-game scene where we danced with Lucifer in his demon form and he almost crushed our hand? Well, if there was an in-game option, I would've kicked him in his groin for threatening me & almost breaking my hand :p

YES!

I was wondering why the options were so tame 😭

Like where’s the option to pick a fight 🤣

Destroy his pride by destroying his ability to produce kids-

I’m bi and probably not 100% the target demographic, but it doesn’t necessarily bother me that there aren’t dateable ladies in the game. I can play Arcana to hang out with my big tiddy GF Portia, I don’t need every game to cater to everything I like. That being said, we hear about other female characters in passing - witches other than Maddi, I think some succubi maybe? I think it would be cool to develop some characters like that in-game. Maybe an older witch gives us some lessons in magic, or we take Luke to hang out with Madame Scream to make some macarons, or team up with a succubus to prank Asmo, or maybe we go find the little girl Mammon takes care of in the human world and take her on a playdate with Little D. No. 2? Even if they’re not big characters, it would flesh out the world and be a good foil to the main characters we’re romancing (or adopting, in the case of Luke lol).

okay i'm gonna say it. to have one of the only female characters that appear in the game dead and the other, Maddi, who is a human witch, be obsessive and make most of the characters uncomfortable on multiple occasions does not look all too good for the game. just because it is an otome game does not mean that there can't be any female characters portrayed in a good light. i've had a problem with this for a while but didn't really say anything about it since it is an otome game after all, and i felt like as a queer (lesbian, nb) fan i have never been their target demographic to begin with.

i just felt like finally saying something since i haven't really seen anyone talk about it.

I’m bringing him to some mud hole in Nowhere, Mississippi and teaching him noodling. And then we’re going to have a catfish fry.

Cultural exchange FTW

also did y’all know that solomon’s va’s hobby is fishing and that he’s a fish illustrator on ig 😭