Having Eaten Scorpion, That Actually Doesn’t Sound Too Bad. Like A Bug-pub Fusion Snack!

This reminds me of that National Geographic article that said, statistically, everyone of European heritage alive today is a descendant of Charlemagne. That is, everyone alive in Europe in the ninth century who had children is related to everyone of European extraction today (including Charlemagne’s unfortunately named kinfolk Drogo and Pippin). So, mathematically, if Lilith lived eons ago, basically every human is related to her in some fashion, and probably a good fraction of humans would be her direct descendants. So…

WE ARE ALL MC!

Not a request, just curious about something. Idk if I should say spoilers or not but just in case, spoilers. I just started playing but I know that MC is Lilith's decendant but doesn't that mean Lilith had kids and those kids had kids? Wouldn't it make more sense to say that MC is Lilith's reincarnation or am I just reading things wrong here?

NOOOOO

MC is NOT Lilith's reincarnation.

Lilith got reincarnated as a human EONS ago and had kids and those kids had kids and then those kids had kids, etc...

We are, as MC, a descendent of Lilith. Like. A million and then some Generations down

Hope that helped

Look I'm not saying Ayme Miura is now my favorite person in world all I'm saying is that he is so. damn. close

Look, I love me some spicy East Asian cuisine.

However.

I’m from the Carolinas, spent several years living in Louisiana, and therefore did not agree with the options the game presented. Any Obey Me fans who want to try something approaching devildom spice need to try:

Carolina Reaper in just about anything - it doesn’t have much flavor on its own, just shitloads of heat. I’d mix it up in a vinegar-based BBQ sauce and toss pulled pork in it, and you can cut the heat with applesauce if it’s too much. Actually, ema datshi with reaper or ghost pepper would be pretty good, I should try to make that.

Nashville chicken - ramp up the cayenne: brown sugar ratio for extra spice.

Gumbo, jambalaya, boudin sausage, or manque choux - again, you’re gonna be drowning your recipe with cayenne to make it spicy, and you can throw in a ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper if you want.

Just remember to wear gloves when you slice your peppers.

If this song doesn’t give you mad Mammon vibes, I don’t know what to tell you, except to ask, how do you eat food when you clearly have no taste?

“Just a doodle” that perfectly captures Lucifer being tired and wistful and also beautiful and basically encapsulates the whole character. I love your watercolors!

Just a doodle again 😚👍

Sometimes when I had a student intern, I’d bring them to court and let them sit at the counsel table with me to help me run exhibits/give me documents and such. I would often lean over and ask things like, “so, what question would you ask next?” or “is that question objectionable?” as a learning exercise.

But I’m glad I never had a private client, because looking at it from the outside, it 100 percent would have looked like I was pulling a Phoenix Wright.

Aww thank you! I absolutely adore Portia! She’s got those pretty curves and all the hot goss - we could have so much trouble fun together. Now I have to go catch her latest chapter! 

Could I request an Arcana matchup pretty plz? I'm 5'2", a bi redhead lady, lawyer (former French major turned child abuse prosecutor), and whiskey-loving introvert. Most of my free time is devoted to reading nonfiction, caring for any animal I can bring home, learning new languages, and traveling (if my animals have a sitter). I lived in New Orleans and Rome so I know some good recipes to cook for my gf/bf. And I may or may not have been in a bar fight. You're the real mvp :D

I pair you with Portia!

 - Portia would be so impressed and inspired by your work as a lawyer. She cares about protecting those who are vulnerable, so knowing that her partner is actively fighting to make sure children are safe would make her trust and confide in you pretty quickly. 

 - Portia prefers fiction pretty often, but she also loves learning about history and real adventures from the past, so she’d love to read or watch things with you about those subjects. She can find something interesting in any subject though, so she’d be happy to learn more about some of the nonfiction topics you enjoy. She also loves animals and would love to give them a home if you both have enough room. 

 - She loves to cook and do domestic things with her partner, so the skill you have with cooking would lead the way to you both spending a lot of time with each other having fun in the kitchen. 

 - Portia is a sweet and caring person, but she can also go hard when she needs to. She’d definitely want to hear about your bar fight story. Though some would expect her to be a little taken aback, she’d have at least one story that’s similar to offer you in response. She’s a lot stronger than people think. 

I actually like these! You could add brush strokes/texture or something like that and it would be an Impressionist Obey Me!

Today I hope to give you nightmares so may I present... my art without lineart 😌

Clyde Barrow was definitely a killer, but it is highly likely that Bonnie didn’t kill anybody! She was apparently quite charming, and wanted to be considered a lady: she was very concerned that the press thought she was a smoker, because she posed with a cigar in this famous picture:

So if Bonnie was the sweetheart and Clyde was the criminal, I guess Mammon and MC could be Bonnie and Clyde? Except for where they got brutally shot to death in an ambush? And Bonnie had a raging gangrenous leg from a car accident? Which isn’t really that romantic?

Maybe they should just be Victoria and Albert...

Mammon: We're such a good couple

MC: *giggles*

Mammon: We're like The Joker and Harley Quinn

MC: The Joker and Harley had a horrible toxic relationship..

Mammon: Ok, We're like Bonnie & Clyde.

MC: Bonnie & Clyde killed people Mammon..

Mammon: We're like Fred and Rose West.

MC: Mammon..Please stop talking.

~

They didn’t specify positive qualities lol, time to use self deprecating humor that makes everyone uncomfortable!

Someone: "What are your qualities?"

Me: o_O

Me: "Y'all have these?"