Lucifer And I Share The Same Philosophy.

One of my relatives always gives me a box of pears for Christmas. Like, a wooden box done up with a bow and fancy paper stuffing, and there’s just like four big-ass pears sitting in there. Apparently it’s supposed to be a posh gift, like a pineapple. Which, fun fact: in early America, you could rent pineapples to show off at parties.

Southern people are weird about fruit that we can’t deep fry, y’all.

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

Nah, it’s cool, in the year 2021 he’s an upper middle class white guy named Seightynn.

real subtle, guys

Draw! The! Boys! As! Rats!

That is all, plzkthx.

What if Mammon had an albino rat?

I had a name for the rat, but then I realized it was sort of racist-

This reminds me of that National Geographic article that said, statistically, everyone of European heritage alive today is a descendant of Charlemagne. That is, everyone alive in Europe in the ninth century who had children is related to everyone of European extraction today (including Charlemagne’s unfortunately named kinfolk Drogo and Pippin). So, mathematically, if Lilith lived eons ago, basically every human is related to her in some fashion, and probably a good fraction of humans would be her direct descendants. So…

WE ARE ALL MC!

Not a request, just curious about something. Idk if I should say spoilers or not but just in case, spoilers. I just started playing but I know that MC is Lilith's decendant but doesn't that mean Lilith had kids and those kids had kids? Wouldn't it make more sense to say that MC is Lilith's reincarnation or am I just reading things wrong here?

NOOOOO

MC is NOT Lilith's reincarnation.

Lilith got reincarnated as a human EONS ago and had kids and those kids had kids and then those kids had kids, etc...

We are, as MC, a descendent of Lilith. Like. A million and then some Generations down

Hope that helped

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

Y’all need to follow this artist. Abuela Lucifer is hot and also will straight murder you with LA CHANCLA.

GET RID OF THE COUCHES!!! WE CANT LET LORD DIAVOLO KNOW WE S I T!!!!

An overwhelming hunger for the flesh of the rich.

what emotion does this piece of furniture evoke in you

Y’all I just spent real ass money on this wedding event.

It’s me.

I’m queen simp.

My sexual orientation is bloody Lucifer and bloody Lucifer only

5I lucifer

Why is everyone a mess around here? Someone get Barbatos, quick.

I’m from the same part of NC and I agree

I WILL END YOU IF YOU USE CHICKEN BREAST FOR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS

DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT

Grandma poison water SNAPPED