An Overwhelming Hunger For The Flesh Of The Rich.

Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.

Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.

Well I am also An Old who plays Obey Me, so I’m glad my fellow old humans are playing, I guess.

(he’s a math teacher, you know he’s a Mammon stan, he’s gonna calculate that grimm)

yall know how obey me gives the notifications for beel’s fridge thing at 12 and 6pm??? so im in math class at 12, and the teacher is on his ipad showing us an equation or sum shit and im not paying attention, im reading a fanfic. i look over at my phone, its just the obey me notif, but i look up at my computer to my teacher whos STILL SHARING HIS SCREEN and what shows up????

a notification for obey me.

on his ipad screen.

im fucking screaming

my math teacher plays obey me

what the fuck

Lucifer knows he’s a G6, and I ain’t gonna trade him in for a Nissan.

I love me a (pea)cocky boi.

this was kinda hot tho ngl

If you don’t listen to this song to hype yourself up before a run

We.

Are.

Not.

Friends.

Y’all need to follow this artist. Abuela Lucifer is hot and also will straight murder you with LA CHANCLA.

GET RID OF THE COUCHES!!! WE CANT LET LORD DIAVOLO KNOW WE S I T!!!!

TFW you’re a grown-ass woman with a paycheck that you can spend on otome games, but you’re also a grown-ass woman and you’re supposed to be responsible with said paycheck. 

Here we fucking go.

Oh hey this is me IRL.

MysMe and OM MC in a nutshell

MC: Am I about to make a terrible decision? Yes.

MC: Will I regret said decision? Probably.

MC: Am I still gonna do it? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, I am.

MC: Because I'm an idiot!

I have so many questions.

Does the author think boobs are like testicles, and they get all wrinkly and drawn in if it’s cold? Is sperm stored in the boob?

Do Madeline’s nipples also get droopy, like sad puppy dog eyes?

Speaking of puppies, can she wag her titties when she’s happy?

Does she have sad day bras and happy day bras? Did she throw out all her push-up bras and buy a Patton Oswalt album to listen to before a hot date?

Why are men?

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

This is a great idea! I’m going to have to whip out the eyeshadows that have been gathering dust all quarantine and try some lewks.

oh boy. i went w/ lucifer first and i’m rly anxious abt this. if this flops i’m gonna cry and just cancel the rest of the series cuz my anxiety is so bad rn. anyway, here’s the lewk. it turned out not as i wanted it to, but it doesn’t look horrible ?? idk lmao also did a closeup of the eye look cuz i like it. ignore my shitty drawn on brows, i was in a rush and they’re hidden by my bangs anyway. i’m rly bad at taking selfie’s and the lighting in my room is shit anyway. i’m just typing more shit to procrastinate on posting this but i better post it before i chicken out

This reminds me of that National Geographic article that said, statistically, everyone of European heritage alive today is a descendant of Charlemagne. That is, everyone alive in Europe in the ninth century who had children is related to everyone of European extraction today (including Charlemagne’s unfortunately named kinfolk Drogo and Pippin). So, mathematically, if Lilith lived eons ago, basically every human is related to her in some fashion, and probably a good fraction of humans would be her direct descendants. So…

WE ARE ALL MC!

Not a request, just curious about something. Idk if I should say spoilers or not but just in case, spoilers. I just started playing but I know that MC is Lilith's decendant but doesn't that mean Lilith had kids and those kids had kids? Wouldn't it make more sense to say that MC is Lilith's reincarnation or am I just reading things wrong here?

NOOOOO

MC is NOT Lilith's reincarnation.

Lilith got reincarnated as a human EONS ago and had kids and those kids had kids and then those kids had kids, etc...

We are, as MC, a descendent of Lilith. Like. A million and then some Generations down

Hope that helped