Look, I Don’t Know About The Devildom, But Up Here In The Human World, I Have Rights.

Fellow old people will recognize the demon brothers as the sexy counterparts to Elaine Benes.

I said what I said.

If you ever wonder why you can't win a dance battle

It may be because these fuckers can't dance for shit

I went mosque-hopping while in Cairo (years ago, because I am An Old) and they are every bit as awe-inspiring as the cathedrals of Western Europe.

Bonus: the kids loved running up to me and touching my hair, because it was red and Euro-looking, and also they wanted to practice English and it was fucking adorable, and that never happened to me in Italy or France so...

And they give you disposable shoe covers and hajibs if you happen not to be a Muslim and wear your hair out, which I thought was neat. I’ve never been treated better at a place of worship - that was also true when I went to a mosque in Greenville, South Carolina, people were so kind and welcoming and happy to talk to someone who just wanted to hear about a different religion. On my religious journey I did have a dude at a church in Rome try to convince me to become a nun, but that felt...uh, different. Lol.

I am always awed by the diversity of human interaction with the divine. I’m an atheist myself, but religion is just so damn beautiful. Much love to all my brothers and sisters of all faiths.

Nobody ever talk to me about the catholics going off with stained glass again because not one window of jesus has ANYTHING on the Nasir al-Mulk Mosque

Click through this link i’m losing my mind its gorgeous

God damn it, Simeon, I’m a lawyer. My fucking mouth is the least offensive thing about me, I fucking promise.

I’m glad Obey Me isn’t real because Simeon would hate me for how much I swear

I can info dump you for DAYS mostly about the weirdest shit I can find online, and also my fantasy Supreme Court betting pool (shut up it’s cool I’m not a nerd) so be careful what you ask for.

Local Demon Brothers Personified With Onion Headlines

(with bad words and alcohol, for your consideration)

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmo:

Beel:

Belphie:

Story time! When I was a kid in art class, I always got in trouble for coloring every person in my pictures brown or black or yellow, even if I was drawing myself or my pale German-ass family. My teacher would scold me like, “Your family isn’t brown or yellow! Don’t use that color!” and I’d throw a tantrum, yelling “WELL I’M NOT THE COLOR OF THE WHITE CRAYON WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??”

And then I grew up and learned about undertones, and my skin is yellow/warm-toned af, so take that, Mrs. Johnson.

The moral of the story is: if a seven-year-old can color brown people, so can you.

Part of me says to delete the post because honestly, I’m tired of arguing with people. The fact of the matter is: if you draw characters that canonically have brown/tan skin, keep their skin brown/tan in your art. That’s it.

All of the artists in this fandom are extremely talented and I can’t take that away from you. Just please look up tutorials on how to color characters with brown skin.

Not normally real into Levi, but moe!Levi makes me feel all funny in my tummy

Day 3: Glasses

I've always wanted see Levi in glasses, and I am not disappointed...

I still need to work on it a little bit, but I just couldn't wait to put him up.

I’ve been a prosecutor for as long as I’ve been an attorney. Nowadays, I prosecute child sexual exploitation, and I don’t feel bad at all for the motherfuckers I bury under the jail. 

But are cops bastards? Yes. I can tell you fucking stories of the times I got into screaming, cursing matches with police that I thought were doing a bad job and they didn’t like that I wouldn’t back them up. I can tell you that when I first started in a rural Southern county, the Sheriff told me, “well, I figured they’d hire a n------ or a woman”. I can tell you about my colleague, a Black woman who was a prosecutor, who got pulled over on her way to work multiple times because she was being profiled by the cops she saw in court every day.

Is the criminal justice system broken as fuck? Yes. I hated sending people to prison for drug crimes especially, because hell, if I got caught doing drugs in college, maybe I’d be in the same place. It fucks with you. That’s why I went to the sex offense work, it’s gross and awful and psychologically taxing, but I don’t have to wonder whether I’m prosecuting a victimless crime. I can feel like I’m protecting people instead of persecuting them. And my defendants are mostly white dudes, so my white privilege is a little bit lessened there.

Am I a bastard? Yes but I am a recreational bastard and I would like to be recognized for the hard work I’ve put in to be a bastard in my private life, thank you.

some people need to realize that acab means all cops and  not american cops 

You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.

Cold.

Dead.

Hands.

(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

“Justin Bieber”

I am dying. I am deceased.

Also, petition to call our gluttonous one Clyde from now on. It makes me think of the big Clydesdale horses, which absolutely are the Beels of the horse world.

Old trend, but I let my Mom guess the brother's names

I gave her a tiny hint, "they don't have Japanese names."