Please Come To Dragoncon This Year (assuming We Can All Get Vaccinated And Such)!

They didn’t specify positive qualities lol, time to use self deprecating humor that makes everyone uncomfortable!

Someone: "What are your qualities?"

Me: o_O

Me: "Y'all have these?"

I got it for both PS4 and PC, and the PS4 version is way smoother for some reason. Still love it.

Also I’m really disappointed I don’t get cyber enhanced genitals, at least not to the point I’m at in the game. :(

Gonna be loosing my life to Cyberpunk2077 as soon as it downloads, can't wait 😂🤘🏻 hahaha

If Elliot Page isn’t Sexiest Man Alive 2021 I will cut a bitch.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Look, I don’t know about the Devildom, but up here in the human world, I have rights.

And I will worship whatever abs I want.

Barbatos's abs supremacy

Sigh

Please do not make a group worshiping my abs

So I have this headcanon.

Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.

1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.

2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.

Dolly X Diavolo OTP

I’m impressed! Your linework is much cleaner, with a more defined structure. Colors are blended well and I can tell you’ve thought about the lighting and shadow. I’m so excited to see what you do in the future!

Wanted to redraw some old art and see how much I improved so be my judge! How'd I do?

Art on left is 2-3 years old while art on right is recent

I have so many questions.

Does the author think boobs are like testicles, and they get all wrinkly and drawn in if it’s cold? Is sperm stored in the boob?

Do Madeline’s nipples also get droopy, like sad puppy dog eyes?

Speaking of puppies, can she wag her titties when she’s happy?

Does she have sad day bras and happy day bras? Did she throw out all her push-up bras and buy a Patton Oswalt album to listen to before a hot date?

Why are men?

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

MC’s from 2020 be like: How can you not like someone who will put you out of this miserable cesspool of existence? 

Some ppl: How can you like this character?! He tried (succeeded) to kill MC!

Me: Bruh... I am from Brasil... I've seen things... Too many.

I guarantee you I drank Demonus and threw it up later at least weekly when I was a freshman in college.

idk why i always assumed demonus was wine or sth but you’re telling me... it’s jungle juice????????

Oh no, honey, this is BLESSED.

I’m taking him home and we’re going to play Fire Emblem until we murder each other over whether we’re team Black Eagles or Golden Deer (Black Eagles come fight me)

@automatictastemakertheorist asked if I could make the boys as rats and I tried, but when I finished Levi- I just gave up because it's so cursed to me 🤣