Dark: *walks Into The Room*

Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.

Hazard: Why?

Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Dark: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Dark: Oh no, where did it go?

Chosen: DARK WHAT THE FUCK?!

Purple, watching Dark and Chosen fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Second, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Purple: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Dark: Second.

Chosen: Second.

Second: Me.

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.

Dark: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Dark Lord lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Chosen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Dark: Hey, Chosen.

Chosen: GODDAMNIT!

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?