Yellow: Any Advice For Being Single On Valentine's Day?

Dark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Chosen, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Red: I will swear word at you.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Chosen: We all have our demons.

Chosen, grabbing Dark: This one’s mine.

Dark: You saved me! Why?

Chosen: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Yellow: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT WITH THESE THREE!

Purple: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant oth-

Green: I wrote you a song.

Purple, already crying: You did?

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Green: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.