Red: I Will Swear Word At You.

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Second: That’s illegal, right?

Dark: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Second: No-

Dark: Then shut the fuck up.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Blue, Purple, and Second: *spinning a little and talking*

Green, Red, and Yellow: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?

Second: You’re 15, Red.

Red, sadly: I was 15.

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.