Purple: I Literally Cannot Believe I Let You Talk Me Into This.

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Purple: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Red: ...I did. I broke it.

Purple: No. No you didn't. Green?

Green: Don't look at me. Look at Yellow.

Yellow: What?! I didn't break it.

Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Yellow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Green: Suspicious.

Yellow: No, it's not!

Second: If it matters, Blue was the last one to use it.

Blue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Red: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Purple.

Purple: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Green: Purple... Yellow's been awfully quiet.

Yellow: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Purple, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Purple: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Purple:

Purple: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Chosen: It's April Fools Day.

Chosen: Trust no one and nothing.

Chosen: Just like any other day.

Green: Second is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Green: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Red: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!