Green: You Have An Impressive Pain Tolerance.

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Green: Dipshit.

Yellow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.

Dark: Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools Day?

Dark: Because they'll quack up

Dark: How do pirates celebrate April Fools Day?

Dark: They walk the prank

Chosen: Knock knock

Dark: Who's there?

Chosen: Lenny

Dark: Lenny who?

Chosen: Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools Day jokes.

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret

Green: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Yellow: Actually Green, it’s salt.

Green: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Yellow: Uh Green, that would be salt.

Yellow: *takes salt packer from Green* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

Yellow: I'm the smartest, wisest person of the group

Green: Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Yellow: I paid for my candy bar, I'm getting my candy bar.

Dark: WHO THE FUCK-

Second: Whoa, language!

Dark: I speak fucking English!

Second: ...