Dark: Quick! You Must Come With Me! You're In Great Danger!

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Chosen: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Dark: What changed your mind?

Chosen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-

Green: Finally! You’re proposing!

Purple: How’d you know?

Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Green: I even picked it up once.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?

Primal: I lost Ballista.

Agent: How did you LOSE Ballista?!

Primal: To be fair, they are very small.

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Chosen: You're not gonna shoot those kids, are you?

Dark: Yeah, in their faces, why?

*out grocery shopping*

Red: *takes a free sample twice*

Red: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.