Dark: And Then They Ran Into My Knife. 10 Times.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!

Second and Dark:*Playing video games*

Chosen: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Second: *silence*

Dark: *silence*

Chosen, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Second & Dark in shame: Yeah...

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.

Green: You look beautiful today

Purple: *blushing* Thank y-

Green: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!

Green: You look beautiful every day

Red: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Yellow: A doll.

Blue: A cinnamon roll.

Green: A sweetheart.

Red:

Red: ...stop it.

Green: I believe in you, Purple!

Purple, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Green can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

Dark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Chosen, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?

Second: You’re 15, Red.

Red, sadly: I was 15.