my brain completely skipped out on processing the context of the situation
things were worded weirdly and thus, my brain went wild with interpretations and none of them correct apparently
I misunderstood completely (see above point)
I didn’t hear you correctly (if verbal like on the phone or skype call or ya know, in person. The horror)
My brain was making racket and so I didn’t catch the first half of what you just said
^ that but I didn’t catch the second half
I disassociated mid-convo and now the only thing I’m thinking about is that time I screwed up a social interaction six years ago and so now I’m confused because you’re talking about something completely different
^ is literally worse if it was verbal because I promise you, I caught nothing you just said
I was thinking about something when you started speaking and you were just a faint whisper in the background and now that I realize you were talking to me, I pretend that I totally know what you were talking about and give a general answer and hope it wasn’t a question
it was a question and now I just want to die
I’m trying to pay attention but I got distracted halfway through and started thinking about that bird I saw at Taco Bell and have no idea what is going on when I come back to reality
literally, most of the time, I just did not grasp the context of the situation
I have problems processing what the hell people are talking about
I am having a conversation with three people at the same time and it takes my brain a good bit before it switches
disassociation is a bastard and one I’m well-acquainted with
you could say disassociation and I are dating tbh
I legit heard nothing of what you said, your presence is being questioned as whether it’s real or not, and everything in my brain is on fire like that episode on Spongebob
honestly it could be the most Neurotypical reason which is that I’m tired and am not on my a-game.
It happens, my dude
eastern europeans how betrayed were you when you found out english only has one word for cherry
Jayne Mansfield - Sophia Loren photo
In April 1957, Jayne Mansfield’s breasts were the focus of a notorious publicity stunt intended to deflect media attention from Sophia Loren during a dinner party in the Italian star’s honor at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills.
The best-known photo showed Loren’s disapproving gaze falling on the cleavage of the American actress when Mansfield leaned over the table, allowing her breasts to spill over her low neckline and exposing one nipple.
The iconic image of that episode was a UPI sensation, appearing in newspapers and magazines with the word “censored” hiding the actress’s exposed bosom and later has been recreated several times to humorously stress out women’s coquettish and judgmental nature.
I love the Sinclair siblings. They were on some shit this season. Erica making that roll and Lucas making that goal. Like they fr slayed this whole season.
Okay I don’t want to hear a single person ever say again that having representation is too much on a TV show or not realistic because heartbreak high had autistic representation, lesbian representation,  non-binary representation, asexual representation, Aboriginal representation, and Asian representation all in one show and not for one fucking second did I think this is unrealistic, especially in a Sydney based school. That is exactly what kids are like and is exactly what real life is like!!!!!
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
Seeing people talk about Ken being a metaphor for little boys who grew up to be porn obsessed, objectifying teenagers who then grew up to be misogynistic, angry men in power who you will always miss as the innocent little boys they once were whilst they don’t notice a single thing about their progression hits so much harder when those little boys weren’t just your playground friends but your older or younger brothers who grew in the same house that you did, experienced so much of what you did, lived by your side for years only to still become those men.
And it sucks cause you blame yourself for not noticing, for not having a bigger impact, for missing the times that you could’ve changed something but it’s not ever actually your fault because you were just a little girl too and you were too busy playing with your dolls or texting your friends, just going through your girlhood to ever notice their change.
But even if we did notice, would it have mattered? Because shouldn’t having a sister be enough for them? Shouldn’t that be enough for them to understand? Even in the slightest?
Shouldn’t having a mother be enough?
#very promising ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
can you look the moon in the face. when you stare at the palm of your hand how far away does it feel; are you in your bones or are you only watching them move. when you feel things is it an echo or is it a ripple; the wake of an emotion that you ride on, unsure how long you’ll spend with seawater in your mouth instead of your lungs again. when you speak your name does it belong to you or do the letters tumble out already leaving, running. does every moment happen on a delay, so you are witnessing life through a hole cut in a sun visor, telescoped, down a chamber, in a wet room somewhere else, to someone else, to someone not-you. does your life happen elsewhere, behind a door you closed or was closed on you, behind a wall you built or else was built out of you, beyond or inside a growing rip you never quite learned how to mend; belonging to some distant skeleton who cannot hear you begging: please, please, please, for the love of god, let me come home again.
Homelander + powers ↳ requested by @nothingweirdhere
Everything was pretty much regular, but there were lemurs in the tree outside my house. They were really quiet but were constantly moving, which was distracting me from having dinner.
Specifically, they were ring tailed lemurs.